Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!

[Founder]

Saint Sarah is running for President and she is miles in front of any competitor, and scares the hell out of Democrats and all Liberals.

Why does she scare so many and gain the fervent loyalty of so many? Because, that is what all great leaders do. First they polarize the people, then they unite the people. Reagan did this, Lincoln did this, and even Washington did this. Those who don't do this are never much to speak of as leaders.

She has so many things going for her that it is hard to add them all up:

She is good looking, which never hurts.
She is a woman, which never hurts.
She is a mother of 6, which never hurts.
She has a devoted powerful husband who backs her to the hilt, which never hurts.
She has 6 children who love to campaign for her, which never hurts.
She is a former Mayor, and Governor, which never hurts.
She has more executive experience than all three of the men heading the two tickets in the last election, COMBINED TOGETHER.
She is likable, which never hurts.
She is a simple and ordinary American, which never hurts.
She has a reputation for being an Independent, which never hurts.
She is deeply religious, which never hurts.
She is a born again Protestant who loves devout Catholics and Jews, which never hurts.
She is an author, which never hurts.
She is the most popular Republican, which never hurts.
She is a Television News Analyst for Fox News, which never hurts.
She is solid gold as an endorser of other candidates, which never hurts.
She is actually smart as hell, which never hurts.
She is always underestimated, which never hurts.
She is adept at playing insider and outsider at the same time, which never hurts.
She now has lots of money personally, which never hurts.
She is the best fund raiser of all Republicans, which never hurts.
She has a loyal following and core base that would literally die for her, which never hurts.
She has plenty of time to get the nomination, which never hurts.

Well, I could go on, but maybe you can come up with some more. This is just a warm up exercise in touting Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!

 

[Oddball]

Heeeeere we go!

 

[VaYank5150]

Where is LiarFrank? He is supposed to be keeping track of which political persuasion starts the most Palin posts. It would appear that not only is Founder a complete incompetent, but also suffers from Palin Derangement Syndrome.

 

[AllieBaba]

Better hurry up and make an appointment so your state-funded health care can load you up with antidepressents when reality sets in, Yank.

 

[AllieBaba]

Maybe you'll get an appointment by then if you make it now, though it's unlikely.

 

[Yank]

She has so many things going for her that it is hard to add them all up:

She is good looking, which never hurts.
She is a woman, which never hurts.
She is a mother of 6, which never hurts.
She has a devoted powerful husband who backs her to the hilt, which never hurts.
She has 6 children who love to campaign for her, which never hurts.
She is a former Mayor, and Governor, which never hurts.
She has more executive experience than all three of the men heading the two tickets in the last election, COMBINED TOGETHER.
She is likable, which never hurts.
She is a simple and ordinary American, which never hurts.
She has a reputation for being an Independent, which never hurts.
She is deeply religious, which never hurts.
She is a born again Protestant who loves devout Catholics and Jews, which never hurts.
She is an author, which never hurts.
She is the most popular Republican, which never hurts.
She is a Television News Analyst for Fox News, which never hurts.
She is solid gold as an endorser of other candidates, which never hurts.
She is actually smart as hell, which never hurts.
She is always underestimated, which never hurts.
She is adept at playing insider and outsider at the same time, which never hurts.
She now has lots of money personally, which never hurts.
She is the best fund raiser of all Republicans, which never hurts.
She has a loyal following and core base that would literally die for her, which never hurts.
She has plenty of time to get the nomination, which never hurts.

Well, I could go on, but maybe you can come up with some more. This is just a warm up exercise in touting Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!

And she quit the governorship on the middle of her term, which is a testament to her dedication to public service. She will truthfully be the most intelligent president this most holy world has ever known!!!!!!

 

[goldcatt]

Sinatra is going to be pissed she didn't get to start this thread.

 

[AllieBaba]

She quit because she's fiscally responsible, and realized she couldn't do her job with every lib in the country gunning for her.

 

[Modbert]

Another Palin worshipping thread, big surprise!

 

[AllieBaba]

Hit the books, Doggie, and let the grown ups talk.

 

[Modbert]

She quit because she's fiscally responsible, and realized she couldn't do her job with every lib in the country gunning for her.

Which is why she left Wasilla in financial ruin.

And the "Liberals" were doing nothing to her that didn't go on before she got famous.

 

[VaYank5150]

Better hurry up and make an appointment so your state-funded health care can load you up with antidepressents when reality sets in, Yank.

Are you serious? I am ready to donate to her campaign fund should she decide to run. I WANT the GOP to put her on their ticket again. SNL would be forever in their debt in they did. No antidepressants required.

 

[Modbert]

Hit the books, Doggie, and let the grown ups talk.

Oh I will later, but thanks for the concern.

Should I speak louder so you can hear me better?

 

[VaYank5150]

She quit because she's fiscally responsible, and realized she couldn't do her job with every lib in the country gunning for her.

Are you serious??? Good Lord, man! Please take Palin's dick out of your mouth every now and again, would ya?

 

[Yank]

She quit because she's fiscally responsible, and realized she couldn't do her job with every lib in the country gunning for her.

I'm sure other Republican governors do that everyday.

 

[JakeStarkey]

OP is so weak its points fall without being addressed. Sarah is not the choice of 75% of the American people. Nothing has changed, and she gives us no reason to believe differently.

 

[Toronado3800]

She has so many things going for her that it is hard to add them all up:

She is good looking, which never hurts.
She is a woman, which never hurts.
She is a mother of 6, which never hurts.
She has a devoted powerful husband who backs her to the hilt, which never hurts.
She has 6 children who love to campaign for her, which never hurts.
She is a former Mayor, and Governor, which never hurts.
She has more executive experience than all three of the men heading the two tickets in the last election, COMBINED TOGETHER.
She is likable, which never hurts.
She is a simple and ordinary American, which never hurts.
She has a reputation for being an Independent, which never hurts.
She is deeply religious, which never hurts.
She is a born again Protestant who loves devout Catholics and Jews, which never hurts.
She is an author, which never hurts.
She is the most popular Republican, which never hurts.
She is a Television News Analyst for Fox News, which never hurts.
She is solid gold as an endorser of other candidates, which never hurts.
She is actually smart as hell, which never hurts.
She is always underestimated, which never hurts.
She is adept at playing insider and outsider at the same time, which never hurts.
She now has lots of money personally, which never hurts.
She is the best fund raiser of all Republicans, which never hurts.
She has a loyal following and core base that would literally die for her, which never hurts.
She has plenty of time to get the nomination, which never hurts.

Yeah, Taylor Vixen is pretty darned attractive also.

On a more serious note, do you support any of Sarah's policies and which ones?

 

[VaYank5150]

She is solid gold as an endorser of other candidates, which never hurts.

Has anyone heard from good old what's his name from the NY23 election? You know, that guy that "solid gold endorser" Palin endorsed?

 

[JakeStarkey]

I am mainstream Republican. I voted for McCain, which meant I had to vote for Palin. The next time my Party puts a nut on the ticket, I am going to have figure something out other than voting for my party's candidates.

On second thought, let's elect Dear Leader. http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/g/p/2/palin-celebrity-get-me-out.jpg

 

[AllieBaba]

Better hurry up and make an appointment so your state-funded health care can load you up with antidepressents when reality sets in, Yank.

Are you serious? I am ready to donate to her campaign fund should she decide to run. I WANT the GOP to put her on their ticket again. SNL would be forever in their debt in they did. No antidepressants required.

Delusion is a sign of mental illness, you know.