Anathema
Crotchety Olde Man
I have decided to make a major sacrifice for the betterment of Socirty… or at least the twelve other people in my Department at work.
Company Leadership had asked for (aka Demanded) a sacrificial individual to attend a large corporate gathering on two consecutive Thursdays a few weeks from now.
This individual would spend five to six hours each day listening to Corporate Leadership espouse the wonderful gains we are making as an Electric Utility Company in reducing our environmental impact, being “greener” and moving towards a more renewable energy future then kissing Leadership”s ass about how wonderful things are.
After great consideration and weighing of options I volunteered to undertake this torturous sacrifice so that my co-workers may be spared this fate worse than death.
it will not be easy. It will not be fun. It may even be fatal to what small amounts of reason, logic, and common sense still exist in my body, but I will do my duty for my fellow workers.
Company Leadership had asked for (aka Demanded) a sacrificial individual to attend a large corporate gathering on two consecutive Thursdays a few weeks from now.
This individual would spend five to six hours each day listening to Corporate Leadership espouse the wonderful gains we are making as an Electric Utility Company in reducing our environmental impact, being “greener” and moving towards a more renewable energy future then kissing Leadership”s ass about how wonderful things are.
After great consideration and weighing of options I volunteered to undertake this torturous sacrifice so that my co-workers may be spared this fate worse than death.
it will not be easy. It will not be fun. It may even be fatal to what small amounts of reason, logic, and common sense still exist in my body, but I will do my duty for my fellow workers.