Rumble in the Mile High

[Hardcandy]

Ladies and Gentleman!...Welcome to tonight's event!...This is the big one! (cheers&applause)

This is the showdown you've been waiting for since the conclusion of of the republican primaries!

Tonight we bring you the two top heavyweight contenders competing for the title of President of the United States! (cheers&applause)

In the right corner wearing a red tie we have Mit Romney, the republican power puncher, hoping to dethrone the current champion and fighting for truth, justice, freedom, a strong military, capitalism, small government, the american dream, old glory, mom, dad, baseball and apple pie! (cheers&applause)

In the far left corner wearing a blue tie we have Barrack Obama, the democratic demon of disaster, defending his title and fighting for high taxes, regulation, bureaucracy, amnesty for illegals, socialist programs, wealth redistribution, high energy prices and big government! (cheers&applause)

Gentleman, shake hands and go to your corners and when the bell rings,,,,come out swinging!

Let's get ready to rummmbllllllle! (major cheers&applause)

 

[Mad Scientist]

I'm certain it's just as real as the WWE too!

 

[Old Rocks]

Both men did well. No bombs for either one of them. Good enough both sides will claim victory. But the knockout that Romney needed with the numbers where they are now, was not delivered. Maybe a point or two for Romney, at the most. Maybe not even that.

 

[Mad Scientist]

Both men did well. No bombs for either one of them. Good enough both sides will claim victory. But the knockout that Romney needed with the numbers where they are now, was not delivered. Maybe a point or two for Romney, at the most. Maybe not even that.

Translation: My guy got his ass kicked!

 

[Old Rocks]

Well, we will watch the polls for the next two weeks and see how this plays out.

 

[Hardcandy]

Whata couple uh wusses!.....I didn't see one single drop of blood!

I want my money back!

 

[chikenwing]

Whata couple uh wusses!.....I didn't see one single drop of blood!

I want my money back!

Obama's ribs are real messed up,all body shots,the head shots will be the next match.

He gets mauled like this again,he will pull a Roberto Duran there won't be a third.

 

[Katzndogz]

It wasn't a rumble it was a smackdown!