Ron DeSantis, Vivek Ramaswamy, and Nikki Haley walk into a bar...

[RhodyPatriot]

Then Chris Christie eats all of em and Trump becomes President.

The End.

 

[White 6]

Then Chris Christie eats all of em and Trump becomes President.

The End.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

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I love Dr. Steve.

You prolly don't even know who that is.

 

[two_iron]

I'll bet that fatfuck can put away 4 dozen Krispy Kremes in 6 minutes. How does someone get to look like that and then lecture human beings on anything? Yeah, no.... get your stomach stapled you fat fuck and lose 600 lbs.

Nice gash...

 

[RhodyPatriot]

I'll bet that fatfuck can put away 4 dozen Krispy Kremes in 6 minutes. How does someone get to look like that and then lecture human beings on anything? Yeah, no.... get your stomach stapled you fat fuck and lose 600 lbs.

Nice gash...

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I didn't know he was a marsupial....

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Chris Christie (R-Arby's)

Double R.

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

 

[RhodyPatriot]

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I didn't know he was dieting.

Good for him!

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

 

[RhodyPatriot]

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Game. Set. Match.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Just for the record, Trump doesn't drink.

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

 

[RhodyPatriot]

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I just realized what the most unrealistic part of this picture is.

Christie's wife is hot.

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

 

[RhodyPatriot]

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Comedy gold.

But maybe not family friendly...

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

 

[RhodyPatriot]

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Remember when Johnny Depp tried to pull that off?

Didn't go well.

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

Remember when Johnny Depp tried to pull that off?

Didn't go well.

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

About that last gif: