Romney calls on NH police chief to apologize for using N word

[Asclepias]

Asclepias is so bad ass, he makes onions cry

I agree. I guess there are a lot of things tougher than those cave ape pussies you guys want me to go up to once again.

 

[Tank]

Asclepias can strangle a person with a cordless phone

 

[Asclepias]

I'm so badass the wind stops blowing when I get annoyed.

 

[Tank]

Asclepias is one bad ass internet mofo

You should see me in person. I'm even badder.

 

[Asclepias]

I'm so badass the lights ask for permission to go out after I hit the switch.