Revisit my trip to the store!

[beautress]

I never did any of that shit!

I was referring to lying!

Oh.
Time for a song...

​

I was referring to lying!

I'm sorry I offended you, Mr. Miketx. I was referring to a california drunkard who tried to kill his own son, which caused a divorce for sure. I'm sorry I used such a broad paintbrush as to cause you a headache. My bad.

 

[miketx]

Oh.
Time for a song...

​

I'm sorry I offended you, Mr. Miketx. I was referring to a california drunkard who tried to kill his own son, which caused a divorce for sure. I'm sorry I used such a broad paintbrush as to cause you a headache. My bad.

Offend me! Hogwash! How dare you!

 

[beautress]

Offend me! Hogwash! How dare you!

And how shall I offend thee, kind sir. Plz count out the ways...

 

[miketx]

And how shall I offend thee, kind sir. Plz count out the ways...

For goodness sakes hold it to less than ten!

 

[Mindful]

The logic of an ex-wife works for me. A certain percentage of the American male is able to lie until caught up in several of them. Others are perfect or never get caught.

Only Americans?

 

[miketx]

All of your comments about the people you encounter are filled with rage and hate. It's says so much more about YOU than it does them.

Tell you what, come over, I'll fuck you with a rancid celery stalk and only charge you 7 dollars. Deal?

 

[BULLDOG]

Tell you what, come over, I'll fuck you with a rancid celery stalk and only charge you 7 dollars. Deal?

And you wonder why you can't find a nice woman.

 

[toobfreak]

And you wonder why you can't find a nice woman.

And we won't find one looking at you.

 

[BULLDOG]

And we won't find one looking at you.

You think I'm a woman? Now that's funny. I don't care who you are.

 

[toobfreak]

You think I'm a woman? Now that's funny. I don't care who you are.

No, I don't think you're a woman. Female maybe but certain no lady.

I bet you hang a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.

 

[BULLDOG]

No, I don't think you're a woman. Female maybe but certain no lady.

I bet you hang a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.

How insulting. I use peanut butter. They LOVE that.

 

[miketx]

4 jalapenos are 48 cents now.