Captain Creeper
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Around these parts if you are handicapped, then you can apply for, and receive, a handicapped car tag that enables you to park in handicapped parking spots up close to your various establishments you go to get your menthols, malt liquor, sugar drink, and lottery tickets. What sort of bona fides do you need to qualify for this parking privilege, which you use to smite white supremacy? Apparently, you do not need much. In my way of thinking ... my naive manner of logical thinking ... one should be expected to be crippled in order to qualify for preferred parking. However, I have yet to seen any cripples getting out of a car parked in a handicapped spot. This is because handicapped people largely CANNOT DRIVE.
If you have not picked up on it yet (I am talking to the shit-can stupid Dems here), these handicapped tags are a big thing in the black community. Every goddamn low-end, nonperformance, generic Mercedes and BMW, along with every Lexus, Dodge Charger, and Chevy Malibu, in my town has the handicap tags. They all drive like shit too, but that is for another time.
Why would you get these tags if you are not crippled? You are taking places from those who really need them. I am sorry, but your huge sista butt that spans 2 time zones is NOT qualified for these tags. Clearly, we need admin reform in my state. But I get why they are doing it. Ya see, da wite man done owes us some of them repArations for the slavery and stuff. We is OWED it! So, til we gits what we am owed, we is gonna take whut we can git!
"Muthafuka, I be repreSentin when I pull up to da Qwicky Mart in my custom painted chartreuse MerCedes! I gits the best parking spot in the joint. Mo importantly, I gits betta spots than them mafukin crackas! F*ck them Krackas!! They owe me!"
Please don't take this as racist. I love everybody. I even let IM2DUMB taste my drumstick from time to time. You would not know it from listening to him, but in private he loves that white meat! The fact is, black folks have no shame when it comes to getting handicap car tags. I do not understand it. I would never consider doing such, as deep down I feel like getting one of these tags makes me week. It means I am lowering myself to ask for help - a social subside - because I am too much of an invalid that I cannot take care of myself. Plus, as I said earlier, a truly handicapped person (i.e., crippled) can't f-ing drive anyway.
Most of these handicap tags are on cars driven by people who are not only perfectly able to walk from a normal parking spot to whatever shithole they are visiting, BUT THEY SHOULD BE WALKING in order to get some exercise to melt off some of the f-ing lard. When you go to the DMV and say, "I wants me one of them handicapped plates", if you are not in a wheelchair, on a walker, or on crutches, the DMV person should spit in your face and say "F*CK YOU!"
If you have not picked up on it yet (I am talking to the shit-can stupid Dems here), these handicapped tags are a big thing in the black community. Every goddamn low-end, nonperformance, generic Mercedes and BMW, along with every Lexus, Dodge Charger, and Chevy Malibu, in my town has the handicap tags. They all drive like shit too, but that is for another time.
Why would you get these tags if you are not crippled? You are taking places from those who really need them. I am sorry, but your huge sista butt that spans 2 time zones is NOT qualified for these tags. Clearly, we need admin reform in my state. But I get why they are doing it. Ya see, da wite man done owes us some of them repArations for the slavery and stuff. We is OWED it! So, til we gits what we am owed, we is gonna take whut we can git!
"Muthafuka, I be repreSentin when I pull up to da Qwicky Mart in my custom painted chartreuse MerCedes! I gits the best parking spot in the joint. Mo importantly, I gits betta spots than them mafukin crackas! F*ck them Krackas!! They owe me!"
Please don't take this as racist. I love everybody. I even let IM2DUMB taste my drumstick from time to time. You would not know it from listening to him, but in private he loves that white meat! The fact is, black folks have no shame when it comes to getting handicap car tags. I do not understand it. I would never consider doing such, as deep down I feel like getting one of these tags makes me week. It means I am lowering myself to ask for help - a social subside - because I am too much of an invalid that I cannot take care of myself. Plus, as I said earlier, a truly handicapped person (i.e., crippled) can't f-ing drive anyway.
Most of these handicap tags are on cars driven by people who are not only perfectly able to walk from a normal parking spot to whatever shithole they are visiting, BUT THEY SHOULD BE WALKING in order to get some exercise to melt off some of the f-ing lard. When you go to the DMV and say, "I wants me one of them handicapped plates", if you are not in a wheelchair, on a walker, or on crutches, the DMV person should spit in your face and say "F*CK YOU!"
