Recommendation of pro-American paraphernalia to wear to offend Godless Canadians

[shockedcanadian]

Hello all,

Need recommendations please. I am looking to purchase some clothing or wearable items that might upset some of the Godless Canadians I encounter every day who dislike America and express this hatred shamelessly.

I am considering a T-shirt that says "Buy American", or "I support the U.S troops". Something along these lines anyways since Canada is angry about the Buy American laws being passed in some states, and of course, the Canadian government has constantly spit on our own military and refused to pay their 2% GDP to NATO.

MAYA or "Made in America" would just be followed the questions so I'm on the fence about these.

Any ideas or recommendations? I am searching a few sites and also ebay so any input would be appreciated.

 

[AsianTrumpSupporter]

Probably anything from Info Wars:

Apparel - Gear

 

[shockedcanadian]

Probably anything from Info Wars:

Apparel - Gear

haha. Thanks for the suggestion. Any particular items you can suggest?

 

[AsianTrumpSupporter]

Probably anything from Info Wars:

Apparel - Gear

haha. Thanks for the suggestion. Any particular items you can suggest?

Well, I've never been to Canada, so I'm not really sure lol. Most of the Info Wars gear is geared towards Americans, I guess. Maybe the Bill Clinton rape shirt or the Hillary 4 Prison shirt, depending on how Canadian liberals feel about the Clintons.

 

[Onyx]

 

[shockedcanadian]

Probably anything from Info Wars:

Apparel - Gear

haha. Thanks for the suggestion. Any particular items you can suggest?

Well, I've never been to Canada, so I'm not really sure lol. Most of the Info Wars gear is geared towards Americans, I guess. Maybe the Bill Clinton rape shirt or the Hillary 4 Prison shirt, depending on how Canadian liberals feel about the Clintons.

If I wore something like that I would risk being arrested or killed. Some Canadians believes Clinton was the second coming of Moses or Jesus, it's insane. I want a patriotic shirt that transcends politics to be honest.

I will peruse the site and I appreciate your time. If anyone else adds something I'm all ears and have an open wallet!

 

[Onyx]

Probably anything from Info Wars:

Apparel - Gear

How about this?

Seems fitting.

 

[blastoff]

Support America!

They're our only defense, and it's free!

 

[shockedcanadian]

Support America!

They're our only defense, and it's free!

Omg, this is so perfect, I wanted to give it TWO ratings!

If only I could get someone to make such a shirt.

 

[blastoff]

Support America!

They're our only defense, and it's free!

Omg, this is so perfect, I wanted to give it TWO ratings!

If only I could get someone to make such a shirt.

I'm seeing a large red maple leaf background, but it's your project. Lots of on line shirt makers to help you out.

Good luck. And I'll take an XL.

 

[blastoff]

Support America!

They're our only defense, and it's free!

Omg, this is so perfect, I wanted to give it TWO ratings!

If only I could get someone to make such a shirt.

I'm seeing a large red maple leaf background, but it's your project. Lots of on line shirt makers to help you out.

Good luck. And I'll take an XL.

Proposed edit: They're our only defense, and it's free, eh!...?

 

[Silent Warrior]

How about South Park's favorite phrase, "Blame Canada?"

 

[Votto]

Hello all,

Need recommendations please. I am looking to purchase some clothing or wearable items that might upset some of the Godless Canadians I encounter every day who dislike America and express this hatred shamelessly.

I am considering a T-shirt that says "Buy American", or "I support the U.S troops". Something along these lines anyways since Canada is angry about the Buy American laws being passed in some states, and of course, the Canadian government has constantly spit on our own military and refused to pay their 2% GDP to NATO.

MAYA or "Made in America" would just be followed the questions so I'm on the fence about these.

Any ideas or recommendations? I am searching a few sites and also ebay so any input would be appreciated.

How about "Orange is the new black" with a picture of Trump on the back?

 

[shockedcanadian]

Well, I wore a hat with "CIA" on it last summer and a Canadian asked me why I was wearing it. I told him because I don't own an FBI hat...he didn't find that funny. I then told him, "who is going to protect you, Canadian Police?" He didn't have much to say. An American lady at the zoo saw me with the hat and asked me if I worked for the CIA, I laughed and told her no and even if I did I couldn't tell you

It's odd though, I recall visiting Quebec with a friend not long after 9/11, but before the war in Iraq, we were walking down the street and for some reason these guys thought we were American, they were shouting "USA USA! Get back at those bastards!" I gave these guys a high five and told him "I'm from Toronto, but we all know that America won't let those SOB's get away with it". It was a surreal scene really, I had only once been confused for an American because I was speaking to so many at work while in sales (60-100 a day) that I was developing a slight southern accent LOL!

Anyways, I like the ideas, even the ones I don't like.

 

[Spare_change]

Hello all,

Need recommendations please. I am looking to purchase some clothing or wearable items that might upset some of the Godless Canadians I encounter every day who dislike America and express this hatred shamelessly.

I am considering a T-shirt that says "Buy American", or "I support the U.S troops". Something along these lines anyways since Canada is angry about the Buy American laws being passed in some states, and of course, the Canadian government has constantly spit on our own military and refused to pay their 2% GDP to NATO.

MAYA or "Made in America" would just be followed the questions so I'm on the fence about these.

Any ideas or recommendations? I am searching a few sites and also ebay so any input would be appreciated.

"Make America Great Again ...
And Drag Canada Along"

 

[shockedcanadian]

Hello all,

Need recommendations please. I am looking to purchase some clothing or wearable items that might upset some of the Godless Canadians I encounter every day who dislike America and express this hatred shamelessly.

I am considering a T-shirt that says "Buy American", or "I support the U.S troops". Something along these lines anyways since Canada is angry about the Buy American laws being passed in some states, and of course, the Canadian government has constantly spit on our own military and refused to pay their 2% GDP to NATO.

MAYA or "Made in America" would just be followed the questions so I'm on the fence about these.

Any ideas or recommendations? I am searching a few sites and also ebay so any input would be appreciated.

"Make America Great Again ...
And Drag Canada Along"

The problem is, Canada has been piggybacking off of America for decades, so if it's really a case of "Maing America Great Again" at least some of this has to come from the socialist, government intervention and exploitation Canada has been engaging in against America.

A simple U.S military shirt might ruffle a few feathers, I'm still in the exploration stage