Real men have bulges

[Moonglow]

I didn't say that but women are attracted to money. They also like a good screw.

Wood or metal screw?

 

[Blaster]

Wood or metal screw?

Titanium.

 

[Muhammed]

 

[iku]

I have no shame with my bulge. It is a chick magnet.
My bulge has gotten me woman that honestly, my face doesn't deserve.
I have an average face, my bulge is spectacular. Sometimes I part it to the left,
other days to the right. Keeps the lady's guessing.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I have no shame with my bulge. It is a chick magnet.
My bulge has gotten me woman that honestly, my face doesn't deserve.
I have an average face, my bulge is spectacular. Sometimes I part it to the left,
other days to the right. Keeps the lady's guessing.

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Appropriate for a stuffed sock.




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[iku]

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Appropriate for a stuffed sock.




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Put a sock in it already.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Put a sock in it already.

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Ooh. Original.






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[OhPleaseJustQuit]

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Men who've got it going on in their jeans generally don't have to advertise.

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[iku]

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Ooh. Original.






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Do it an be done. I love my bulge.
when is that pimple between your shoulder going to come to a head?

 

[iku]

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Men who've got it going on in their jeans generally don't have to advertise.

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of course we don't. The bulge does the talking. I am just a host for bulge. It does all the work.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

of course we don't. The bulge does the talking. I am just a host for bulge. It does all the work.

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WHOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comes as a surprise to no one.




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[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Do it an be done. I love my bulge.
when is that pimple between your shoulder going to come to a head?

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Any lady who ever spent a moment in a singles bar recognizes the red neon sign that flashes "RUN! Run fast and far!"




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[Blaster]

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Any lady who ever spent a moment in a singles bar recognizes the red neon sign that flashes "RUN! Run fast and far!"




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Good advice.

 

[Blaster]

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[john doe 101]

And upon what foundation do you build the claim for your morality, leftist goober stooge?

Is your morality objective, or subjective?

Is it everflowing like your vajayjay and its menses?

Why do I have to be bad? Oh!

Well I dont rape women, sexually harass women, cheat on 3 wives, prevent people from living in a dwelling based on race, misrepresent a charity, and try to convince people that the entire US election system is a fraud because I lost a state primary election (yes trump was claiming fraud all the way back then in the primaries) or a general election.

If you consider any of that moral behavior, you have no place in a civilized society.

 

[Lord Long Rod]

Well, we enjoy big dicks and it sure does feel good. I can't say I disagree with your belief.

Are you talking about your dick?

 

[Lord Long Rod]

That statute has an impressive bulge, indeed. The problem I have, however, is that it appears to be all ball sacks. I see no outline of a cock. This makes me think that the guy has one of those bird's egg deals going on in his pants. That's sad and unfortunate. The makers of the statue could have done the guy a solid and sculpted a huge dong outline in his pants.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

That statute has an impressive bulge, indeed. The problem I have, however, is that it appears to be all ball sacks. I see no outline of a cock. This makes me think that the guy has one of those bird's egg deals going on in his pants. That's sad and unfortunate. The makers of the statue could have done the guy a solid and sculpted a huge dong outline in his pants.

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I at first thought it was a cup, but why would he be wearing a cup with street clothing?

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[iku]

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Any lady who ever spent a moment in a singles bar recognizes the red neon sign that flashes "RUN! Run fast and far!"




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That statute has an impressive bulge, indeed. The problem I have, however, is that it appears to be all ball sacks. I see no outline of a cock. This makes me think that the guy has one of those bird's egg deals going on in his pants. That's sad and unfortunate. The makers of the statue could have done the guy a solid and sculpted a huge dong outline in his pants.

That statute has an impressive bulge, indeed. For me, no birds egg deal. Real deal here.
One time I said "do you want it on a plate" she nodded, so I put it out on a plate

 

[The Duke]

Well I dont rape women, sexually harass women, cheat on 3 wives, prevent people from living in a dwelling based on race, misrepresent a charity, and try to convince people that the entire US election system is a fraud because I lost a state primary election (yes trump was claiming fraud all the way back then in the primaries) or a general election.

If you consider any of that moral behavior, you have no place in a civilized society.

Dude, you're fuckin' gone! Shot slap out. Trump will torment you until your final breath, living rent-free in your head

for the rest of your life.