Quick Joke(s)

[5stringJeff]

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

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Q: How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

 

[menewa]

Q: What's the similarity between Jacko and caviar?

A: They both come on little crackers.

 

[dilloduck]

Q. What was the first argument Adam and Eve had.

A. Who got to wear the plants in the family.