Questions and Answers...with Xotoxi!

[Rat in the Hat]

It was her pimp.

Damn.

Should I go to the free clinic tomorrow?

WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Why would you need to go to the clinic?

DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER???

Well, her dad said she was 18!

Did I do something wrong?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

It was her pimp.

Damn.

Should I go to the free clinic tomorrow?

WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Why would you need to go to the clinic?

DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER???

You wait a minute.

Why are you asking questions? I thought only we get to do that?

Does this make me the answer guy now?

 

[Ringel05]

I have a vast knowledge of many things. And where that knowledge ends, I am able to make shit up.

This is your opportunity to ask me questions and receive a bonafide xotoxi-style answer that only I can give.

GO.

I want to know the meaning of wife.

 

[xotoxi]

Cleetus has the Diabeetus, what's the good doctor say to do?

Improve diet, monitor sugars, consider starting metformin, check BP, check lipids, check kidney function, check HbA1c, check urine for microalbumin, consider ACE-inhibitor, monofilament test for peripheral neuropathy, give pneumococcal vaccination, followup in a month to review sugars.

 

[xotoxi]

Damn.

Should I go to the free clinic tomorrow?

WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Why would you need to go to the clinic?

DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER???

You wait a minute.

Why are you asking questions? I thought only we get to do that?

Does this make me the answer guy now?

No. That was a rhetorical question.

 

[xotoxi]

I have a vast knowledge of many things. And where that knowledge ends, I am able to make shit up.

This is your opportunity to ask me questions and receive a bonafide xotoxi-style answer that only I can give.

GO.

I want to know the meaning of wife.

Sammiches.

 

[xotoxi]

Damn.

Should I go to the free clinic tomorrow?

WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Why would you need to go to the clinic?

DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER???

Well, her dad said she was 18!

Did I do something wrong?

It's not your fault that you were duped.

 

[random3434]

Who would you rather spend a weekend with, Pubes, Newbarf or Namvet?

 

[Ringel05]

WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Why would you need to go to the clinic?

DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER???

Well, her dad said she was 18!

Did I do something wrong?

It's not your fault that you were duped.

Now ya just have to get the judge to believe that story. I know a good lawyer.

 

[xotoxi]

Who would you rather spend a weekend with, Pubes, Newbarf or Namvet?

Pubes would scramble my brain with his delusional loquaciousness.

Namvet might mistake me for a gook and probably kill me.

I'd spend the weekend with Newbarf because with him being shirtness, I would get all the chicks.

 

[xotoxi]

Well, her dad said she was 18!

Did I do something wrong?

It's not your fault that you were duped.

Now ya just have to get the judge to believe that story. I know a good lawyer.

Jillian!

 

[daveman]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[Ringel05]

It's not your fault that you were duped.

Now ya just have to get the judge to believe that story. I know a good lawyer.

Jillian!

Ya tryin' to cut in on my finders fee?!

 

[Ringel05]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[xotoxi]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

One would think that would be the case, however when one looks a little more closely, one realizes that they are incorrect.

Therefore...maybe, but only in certain select circumstances..

 

[daveman]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Xotoxi has an answer.

 

[xotoxi]

Now ya just have to get the judge to believe that story. I know a good lawyer.

Jillian!

Ya tryin' to cut in on my finders fee?!

This is my thread. Any money that changes hands as a result of posts here...I get a 25% cut.

 

[daveman]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

One would think that would be the case, however when one looks a little more closely, one realizes that they are incorrect.

Therefore...maybe, but only in certain select circumstances..

You are wise beyond your years. And your inseam.

 

[Ringel05]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

One would think that would be the case, however when one looks a little more closely, one realizes that they are incorrect.

Therefore...maybe, but only in certain select circumstances..

You understood that?! I'm impressed. I guess you can read your own writing.

 

[xotoxi]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Xotoxi has an answer.

I have an answer for everything...thus, the thread.