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Colbert Calls Obama a ‘Pussy’ for ‘Limp Leadership’ on Syria: It’s Time to ‘Blow Some Sh*t Up!’
by Matt Wilstein | 2:23 pm, September 5th, 2013
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Colbert translated Obama’s most recent speech on his decision as, “We don’t know what we want to do. We won’t do much and it doesn’t matter when we want to do it. Now, who’s with me?!” With a pitch like that, all Colbert’s “crack graphics department” could come up with is ““Cris-Ish in Syri-Eh.”
“C’mon you pussy,” Colbert said to Obama, “Slap some AndroGel on your coin purse and grow a pair!” This led Colbert to compare the war-selling styles of Obama and Bush. “That man knew how to sell a war,” Colbert said of Bush. “I love being lied to by a professional.” He then delivered the terrifying speech Obama should have given, which you’ll have to see to believe.
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Colbert Calls Obama a 'Pussy' for 'Limp Leadership' on Syria | Mediaite

by Matt Wilstein | 2:23 pm, September 5th, 2013

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Colbert translated Obama’s most recent speech on his decision as, “We don’t know what we want to do. We won’t do much and it doesn’t matter when we want to do it. Now, who’s with me?!” With a pitch like that, all Colbert’s “crack graphics department” could come up with is ““Cris-Ish in Syri-Eh.”
“C’mon you pussy,” Colbert said to Obama, “Slap some AndroGel on your coin purse and grow a pair!” This led Colbert to compare the war-selling styles of Obama and Bush. “That man knew how to sell a war,” Colbert said of Bush. “I love being lied to by a professional.” He then delivered the terrifying speech Obama should have given, which you’ll have to see to believe.
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Colbert Calls Obama a 'Pussy' for 'Limp Leadership' on Syria | Mediaite


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