Private Parts

[RealDave]

Pop quiz: Suppose you were a president trying to get past an embarrassing story about sex with a porn star named Stormy, and you finally get one tiny win in what will undoubtedly be litigation that runs longer than “Game of Thrones.” Would you:

A) Pretend nothing is happening and confine all your public comments to that exciting new plan for across-the-board budget cuts.

B) Take your wife on a vacation in which you will actually be seen spending time together.

C) Launch a tweet vowing to “go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer.”

Well, yeah, C.

“He should not have said that,” the soon-to-retire House Speaker Paul Ryan remarked during a morning news interview. The look on Ryan’s face was somber, but somewhere in the back of his eyes you could see him setting off fireworks and yelling, “I’m out of here, suckers!”

It was definitely an improvement over Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana’s defensive: “We’ve all done something like that before.” To which Kennedy unhelpfully added that he believes the president “grows anxious when he has unexpressed thoughts.”

Republicans who are trying to get elected in a year when women are the party’s big problem were obviously not thrilled when the president reminded everyone of his animal-name-calling habit. Trump lost the women’s vote in the last election, although he did win a narrow majority of white women. That was nearly two years and a lot of insults ago. We’ll have to see how many of them have noticed that he reminds them of that kid in grade school who used to call girls “Fatso” or “Bowlegs.”

And this time, he picked on a woman who’s both decidedly hard to insult and eager to promote her new memoir, which includes disparaging descriptions of the presidential private parts.

Naturally there was a Stormy response. (“In addition to his … umm … shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.”)

always enjoyed writing about the face-of-a-pig message he sent me. At the time Trump was in serious financial difficulties, I referred to him in a column as a well-known “thousandaire.”

Clearly I hurt him more than he did me.
FROM the NY TIMES

"...one tiny win..."



Dude, we're winning every day.

Being humiliated by a whore is not winning

Nothing like kissing the lips that sucked a thousand dicks.

 

[whitehall]

Marry Hillary and all your trouble with bimbos will be over.

 

[rightwinger]

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Pop quiz: Suppose you were a president trying to get past an embarrassing story about sex with a porn star named Stormy, and you finally get one tiny win in what will undoubtedly be litigation that runs longer than “Game of Thrones.” Would you:

A) Pretend nothing is happening and confine all your public comments to that exciting new plan for across-the-board budget cuts.

B) Take your wife on a vacation in which you will actually be seen spending time together.

C) Launch a tweet vowing to “go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer.”

Well, yeah, C.

“He should not have said that,” the soon-to-retire House Speaker Paul Ryan remarked during a morning news interview. The look on Ryan’s face was somber, but somewhere in the back of his eyes you could see him setting off fireworks and yelling, “I’m out of here, suckers!”

It was definitely an improvement over Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana’s defensive: “We’ve all done something like that before.” To which Kennedy unhelpfully added that he believes the president “grows anxious when he has unexpressed thoughts.”

Republicans who are trying to get elected in a year when women are the party’s big problem were obviously not thrilled when the president reminded everyone of his animal-name-calling habit. Trump lost the women’s vote in the last election, although he did win a narrow majority of white women. That was nearly two years and a lot of insults ago. We’ll have to see how many of them have noticed that he reminds them of that kid in grade school who used to call girls “Fatso” or “Bowlegs.”

And this time, he picked on a woman who’s both decidedly hard to insult and eager to promote her new memoir, which includes disparaging descriptions of the presidential private parts.

Naturally there was a Stormy response. (“In addition to his … umm … shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.”)

always enjoyed writing about the face-of-a-pig message he sent me. At the time Trump was in serious financial difficulties, I referred to him in a column as a well-known “thousandaire.”

Clearly I hurt him more than he did me.
FROM the NY TIMES

"...one tiny win..."



Dude, we're winning every day.

Watch out...

With this rate you are going to get tired.

Ahh ain't no ways tarrred.

Why do you guys keep thinking that video is any way relevant ?

HIllary was quoting a black author in the language he used. Do you think she should have changed the grammar?

Try a reading of Mark Twain in the language he used. See what that gets you.

Now you are getting there

 

[JGalt]

Pop quiz: Suppose you were a president trying to get past an embarrassing story about sex with a porn star named Stormy, and you finally get one tiny win in what will undoubtedly be litigation that runs longer than “Game of Thrones.” Would you:

A) Pretend nothing is happening and confine all your public comments to that exciting new plan for across-the-board budget cuts.

B) Take your wife on a vacation in which you will actually be seen spending time together.

C) Launch a tweet vowing to “go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer.”

Well, yeah, C.

“He should not have said that,” the soon-to-retire House Speaker Paul Ryan remarked during a morning news interview. The look on Ryan’s face was somber, but somewhere in the back of his eyes you could see him setting off fireworks and yelling, “I’m out of here, suckers!”

It was definitely an improvement over Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana’s defensive: “We’ve all done something like that before.” To which Kennedy unhelpfully added that he believes the president “grows anxious when he has unexpressed thoughts.”

Republicans who are trying to get elected in a year when women are the party’s big problem were obviously not thrilled when the president reminded everyone of his animal-name-calling habit. Trump lost the women’s vote in the last election, although he did win a narrow majority of white women. That was nearly two years and a lot of insults ago. We’ll have to see how many of them have noticed that he reminds them of that kid in grade school who used to call girls “Fatso” or “Bowlegs.”

And this time, he picked on a woman who’s both decidedly hard to insult and eager to promote her new memoir, which includes disparaging descriptions of the presidential private parts.

Naturally there was a Stormy response. (“In addition to his … umm … shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.”)

always enjoyed writing about the face-of-a-pig message he sent me. At the time Trump was in serious financial difficulties, I referred to him in a column as a well-known “thousandaire.”

Clearly I hurt him more than he did me.
FROM the NY TIMES

"...one tiny win..."



Dude, we're winning every day.

Being humiliated by a whore is not winning

How was he "humiliated"? Her lawyer failed, Trump is still President, and she has to pay Trump's lawyers.

That sounds like a triple-win to me.

So you get in a pissing contest with a whore and she accuses you of having a tiny dick and being engaged in bestiality
Best Trump can get off is....Horseface

Not winning
Especially for someone who occupies the office of President

Who cares what Trump did in his personal life before he was President and while he was still a Democrat? At least he isn't raping women in the White House like Sick Willie was when he was in there.

 

[edward37]

Pop quiz: Suppose you were a president trying to get past an embarrassing story about sex with a porn star named Stormy, and you finally get one tiny win in what will undoubtedly be litigation that runs longer than “Game of Thrones.” Would you:

A) Pretend nothing is happening and confine all your public comments to that exciting new plan for across-the-board budget cuts.

B) Take your wife on a vacation in which you will actually be seen spending time together.

C) Launch a tweet vowing to “go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer.”

Well, yeah, C.

“He should not have said that,” the soon-to-retire House Speaker Paul Ryan remarked during a morning news interview. The look on Ryan’s face was somber, but somewhere in the back of his eyes you could see him setting off fireworks and yelling, “I’m out of here, suckers!”

It was definitely an improvement over Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana’s defensive: “We’ve all done something like that before.” To which Kennedy unhelpfully added that he believes the president “grows anxious when he has unexpressed thoughts.”

Republicans who are trying to get elected in a year when women are the party’s big problem were obviously not thrilled when the president reminded everyone of his animal-name-calling habit. Trump lost the women’s vote in the last election, although he did win a narrow majority of white women. That was nearly two years and a lot of insults ago. We’ll have to see how many of them have noticed that he reminds them of that kid in grade school who used to call girls “Fatso” or “Bowlegs.”

And this time, he picked on a woman who’s both decidedly hard to insult and eager to promote her new memoir, which includes disparaging descriptions of the presidential private parts.

Naturally there was a Stormy response. (“In addition to his … umm … shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.”)

always enjoyed writing about the face-of-a-pig message he sent me. At the time Trump was in serious financial difficulties, I referred to him in a column as a well-known “thousandaire.”

Clearly I hurt him more than he did me.
FROM the NY TIMES

"...one tiny win..."



Dude, we're winning every day.

Being humiliated by a whore is not winning

How was he "humiliated"? Her lawyer failed, Trump is still President, and she has to pay Trump's lawyers.

That sounds like a triple-win to me.

So you get in a pissing contest with a whore and she accuses you of having a tiny dick and being engaged in bestiality
Best Trump can get off is....Horseface

Not winning
Especially for someone who occupies the office of President

Who cares what Trump did in his personal life before he was President and while he was still a Democrat? At least he isn't raping women in the White House like Sick Willie was when he was in there.

Trump raped his first wife What kind of scumbag have you given to America?

 

[JGalt]

"...one tiny win..."



Dude, we're winning every day.

Being humiliated by a whore is not winning

How was he "humiliated"? Her lawyer failed, Trump is still President, and she has to pay Trump's lawyers.

That sounds like a triple-win to me.

So you get in a pissing contest with a whore and she accuses you of having a tiny dick and being engaged in bestiality
Best Trump can get off is....Horseface

Not winning
Especially for someone who occupies the office of President

Who cares what Trump did in his personal life before he was President and while he was still a Democrat? At least he isn't raping women in the White House like Sick Willie was when he was in there.

Trump raped his first wife What kind of scumbag have you given to America?

Typical Democrat behavior, eh?