Princeton University a victim of fratricide?

[tigertail]

http://www.tailsntales.com/FF2F7657_mht.txt

Click on the link above to read what only the FBI and special police units now know.

Is Princeton University now the victim of a tacit fiat of interdiction where all matters of teaching are concerned?

Mother of Mercy, can this be the end of Princeton Tiger?

 

[Annie]

Not quite sure what this is about, but I do know it doesn't belong in announcements.

 

[Mr.Conley]

The article's format is really screwed up. Is it supposed to be like that?

 

[1549]

Princeton psh...

R-U rah rah! R-U rah rah!
hoo rah, hoo rah, Rutgers rah!
Upstream Red Team
Red Team Upstream
rah, rah, Rutgers rah!

The real school is in New Brunswick! Don't worry Princeton, we will be back for our cannon...

 

[PsuedoGhost]

Princeton psh...

R-U rah rah! R-U rah rah!
hoo rah, hoo rah, Rutgers rah!
Upstream Red Team
Red Team Upstream
rah, rah, Rutgers rah!

The real school is in New Brunswick! Don't worry Princeton, we will be back for our cannon...

If its true... Then wow. If, as I suspect its a contrived story... Then well...

 

[5stringJeff]

Princeton psh...

R-U rah rah! R-U rah rah!
hoo rah, hoo rah, Rutgers rah!
Upstream Red Team
Red Team Upstream
rah, rah, Rutgers rah!

The real school is in New Brunswick! Don't worry Princeton, we will be back for our cannon...

I had no idea you were a Rutgers alum. I dated a girl who went there. New Brunswick was one of the few places in Jersey I could stand to be.

 

[Mr.Conley]

Cna someone please tell me what this article is saying. I'm having a really hard time reading it.

 

[Mr.Conley]

I'll rep whoever explains it to me.

 

[Little-Acorn]

I'm pretty sure it's a weird fictional tale based on existing characters. At least Marvin Reed googles out to actually being the Mayor of Princeton Boro, though that was after the time I left there (I graduated in 1976). No mention of murders etc. there.

When I was there, virtually all students lived in on-campus dorms. This article describes some living in off-campus housing. I haven't kept in touch much since I left, and the rules may have changed. A rule banning kegs, though, would provoke equal parts outrage and laughter, as well as being unenforceable. Hell, hot plates and electric teapots were banned while I was there. But everybody had them.

Sounds like a tale written by a freshman who hasn't yet learned not to use big words and campus inside-jokes in public essays.

Little-Acorn '76

P.S. Speaking of campus inside-jokes, has Rutgers won any football games yet where they left the goalposts standing for the entire game? ;-p

P.P.S. I can comment on the article, yes. But explain it? Sorry, no.

 

[Mr.Conley]

Thanks, all I could understand was that apparently the mayor of Princeton Bourough murdered a bunch of people. The format gives me a headache though.