President Petulance has hurt Khamenei's feelings.

[berg80]

"Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, is “completely baffled” as to why he appears to be the only dictator whom Donald J. Trump does not like, the autocrat said on Monday.

Speaking to reporters in Tehran, the long-reigning tyrant expressed puzzlement and dismay that Trump had not given him the adulation that he has showered on seemingly every other totalitarian in the world.

“Trump loves Vladimir Putin and Mohammed bin Salman, and he’s even given Kim Jong Un a cute nickname, but, for some mysterious reason, I leave him cold,” the visibly saddened Ayatollah said. “I just don’t get it.”

Khamenei initially tried not to take Trump’s distaste for him personally, he said, “but when it became clear that he liked even second-tier strongmen like Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, of Turkey, and Rodrigo Duterte, of the Philippines, I’d be lying if I said it didn’t hurt.”

Ayatollah Mystified That He Is the Only Dictator Trump Dislikes

Is it because Iran has refused to let Crooked Donald build a luxury tower in Tehran?

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Is it because Iran has refused to let Crooked Donald build a luxury tower in Tehran?

How many Americans have those other dictators/tyrants killed on the battlefield?

 

[Muhammed]

"Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, is “completely baffled” as to why he appears to be the only dictator whom Donald J. Trump does not like, the autocrat said on Monday.

Look at the fugly nose on that dude! Ayatollah Khemeni is not a Persian, he is a fucking Jew!

The nose knows! He's a Jew!

And since every moonbat conspiracy theorist knows that Trump is a closet Nazi, that explains everything.

Right?

 

[berg80]

Is it because Iran has refused to let Crooked Donald build a luxury tower in Tehran?

How many Americans have those other dictators/tyrants killed on the battlefield?

Perhaps if Khamenei launched a "sweeping and systematic" campaign to get Don re-elected like Don's BFF Vlad things could change. Or.......what if he sent Don a love letter like Kim did?

 

[OldLady]

"Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, is “completely baffled” as to why he appears to be the only dictator whom Donald J. Trump does not like, the autocrat said on Monday.

Speaking to reporters in Tehran, the long-reigning tyrant expressed puzzlement and dismay that Trump had not given him the adulation that he has showered on seemingly every other totalitarian in the world.

“Trump loves Vladimir Putin and Mohammed bin Salman, and he’s even given Kim Jong Un a cute nickname, but, for some mysterious reason, I leave him cold,” the visibly saddened Ayatollah said. “I just don’t get it.”

Khamenei initially tried not to take Trump’s distaste for him personally, he said, “but when it became clear that he liked even second-tier strongmen like Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, of Turkey, and Rodrigo Duterte, of the Philippines, I’d be lying if I said it didn’t hurt.”

Ayatollah Mystified That He Is the Only Dictator Trump Dislikes

Is it because Iran has refused to let Crooked Donald build a luxury tower in Tehran?

You meant to put this in Satire, right?

 

[wamose]

Khamenei is a cold blooded killer. Salami was his hero and right hand man. The world would be better without phony religious icons like him.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

"Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, is “completely baffled” as to why he appears to be the only dictator whom Donald J. Trump does not like, the autocrat said on Monday.

Speaking to reporters in Tehran, the long-reigning tyrant expressed puzzlement and dismay that Trump had not given him the adulation that he has showered on seemingly every other totalitarian in the world.

“Trump loves Vladimir Putin and Mohammed bin Salman, and he’s even given Kim Jong Un a cute nickname, but, for some mysterious reason, I leave him cold,” the visibly saddened Ayatollah said. “I just don’t get it.”

Khamenei initially tried not to take Trump’s distaste for him personally, he said, “but when it became clear that he liked even second-tier strongmen like Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, of Turkey, and Rodrigo Duterte, of the Philippines, I’d be lying if I said it didn’t hurt.”

Ayatollah Mystified That He Is the Only Dictator Trump Dislikes

Is it because Iran has refused to let Crooked Donald build a luxury tower in Tehran?

You meant to put this in Satire, right?

He's not smart enough to catch your sleight

 

[CrusaderFrank]

"Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, is “completely baffled” as to why he appears to be the only dictator whom Donald J. Trump does not like, the autocrat said on Monday.

Speaking to reporters in Tehran, the long-reigning tyrant expressed puzzlement and dismay that Trump had not given him the adulation that he has showered on seemingly every other totalitarian in the world.

“Trump loves Vladimir Putin and Mohammed bin Salman, and he’s even given Kim Jong Un a cute nickname, but, for some mysterious reason, I leave him cold,” the visibly saddened Ayatollah said. “I just don’t get it.”

Khamenei initially tried not to take Trump’s distaste for him personally, he said, “but when it became clear that he liked even second-tier strongmen like Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, of Turkey, and Rodrigo Duterte, of the Philippines, I’d be lying if I said it didn’t hurt.”

Ayatollah Mystified That He Is the Only Dictator Trump Dislikes

Is it because Iran has refused to let Crooked Donald build a luxury tower in Tehran?

Wow, he sounds just like a democrat! Who will he back as your nominee? Some of that Obama cash will wind up with Biden or Lizzy Cheekbones for sure

 

[LordBrownTrout]

Whats really happening here is the OP is projecting his own feelings.....excessive hate, emotion, bitterness, and white hot rage.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Honestly if you redacted who said it, you'd think its a comment from Schiff or Pelosi

 

[Gdjjr]

Truth hurts- huh?

 

[NightFox]

Whats really happening here is the OP is projecting his own feelings.....excessive hate, emotion, bitterness, and white hot rage.

No, what's happening here is the OP going FULL RETARD and quoting a Satire from The Borowitz Report piece in The New Yorker Magazine as if it were real news.

"Never go full retard" -- Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder

 

[LordBrownTrout]

Whats really happening here is the OP is projecting his own feelings.....excessive hate, emotion, bitterness, and white hot rage.

No, what's happening here is the OP going FULL RETARD and quoting a Satire from The Borowitz Report piece in The New Yorker Magazine as if it were real news.

"Never go full retard" -- Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder

Are you kidding? Lol.

 

[NightFox]

Whats really happening here is the OP is projecting his own feelings.....excessive hate, emotion, bitterness, and white hot rage.

No, what's happening here is the OP going FULL RETARD and quoting a Satire from The Borowitz Report piece in The New Yorker Magazine as if it were real news.

"Never go full retard" -- Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder

Are you kidding? Lol.

Er.. no, look at the OP's link, says it right at the top of the story "Satire from the Borowitz Report".

 

[berg80]

"Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, is “completely baffled” as to why he appears to be the only dictator whom Donald J. Trump does not like, the autocrat said on Monday.

Speaking to reporters in Tehran, the long-reigning tyrant expressed puzzlement and dismay that Trump had not given him the adulation that he has showered on seemingly every other totalitarian in the world.

“Trump loves Vladimir Putin and Mohammed bin Salman, and he’s even given Kim Jong Un a cute nickname, but, for some mysterious reason, I leave him cold,” the visibly saddened Ayatollah said. “I just don’t get it.”

Khamenei initially tried not to take Trump’s distaste for him personally, he said, “but when it became clear that he liked even second-tier strongmen like Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, of Turkey, and Rodrigo Duterte, of the Philippines, I’d be lying if I said it didn’t hurt.”

Ayatollah Mystified That He Is the Only Dictator Trump Dislikes

Is it because Iran has refused to let Crooked Donald build a luxury tower in Tehran?

Wow, he sounds just like a democrat! Who will he back as your nominee? Some of that Obama cash will wind up with Biden or Lizzy Cheekbones for sure

Sad to see the need of you Trumpist's to fantasize about foreign leaders interfering in a presidential election for a Dem like Vlad did for his stooge Donnie.

 

[berg80]

Can't help noticing how conspicuously Trumpist's are avoiding the issue of Don's fawning adoration for the world's dictators.

 

[ColonelAngus]

Iran executes homosexuals, but liberals love their regime all of a sudden?

 

[OldLady]

Whats really happening here is the OP is projecting his own feelings.....excessive hate, emotion, bitterness, and white hot rage.

No, what's happening here is the OP going FULL RETARD and quoting a Satire from The Borowitz Report piece in The New Yorker Magazine as if it were real news.

"Never go full retard" -- Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder

Are you kidding? Lol.

Are there people here who honestly didn't know this was satire?

 

[MarathonMike]

"Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, is “completely baffled” as to why he appears to be the only dictator whom Donald J. Trump does not like, the autocrat said on Monday.

Speaking to reporters in Tehran, the long-reigning tyrant expressed puzzlement and dismay that Trump had not given him the adulation that he has showered on seemingly every other totalitarian in the world.

“Trump loves Vladimir Putin and Mohammed bin Salman, and he’s even given Kim Jong Un a cute nickname, but, for some mysterious reason, I leave him cold,” the visibly saddened Ayatollah said. “I just don’t get it.”

Khamenei initially tried not to take Trump’s distaste for him personally, he said, “but when it became clear that he liked even second-tier strongmen like Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, of Turkey, and Rodrigo Duterte, of the Philippines, I’d be lying if I said it didn’t hurt.”

Ayatollah Mystified That He Is the Only Dictator Trump Dislikes

Is it because Iran has refused to let Crooked Donald build a luxury tower in Tehran?

Borowitz is a satirist. That means this article was made up and not real. The world must be a strange and frightening place to you.

 

[Olde Europe]

You meant to put this in Satire, right?

The best of satire contains a big kernel of truth, and this one raises several puzzling questions related to Trump's fawning over some, even many, but not all, of the world's worst tyrants. If you can't reconcile this behavior with the long-term national interest, the search is on for the causes. I'd say, the thread placement is okay.