President and First Lady send condolences to family of Missouri teen Michael Brown

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Tips For Being An Unarmed Black Teen

With riots raging in Ferguson, MO following the shooting death by police of an unarmed African-American youth, the nation has turned its eyes toward social injustice and the continuing crisis of race relations. Here are The OnionÂ’s tips for being an unarmed black teen in America:

  • Shy away from dangerous, heavily policed areas.

  • Avoid swaggering or any other confident behavior that suggests you are not completely subjugated.

  • Be sure not to pick up any object that could be perceived by a police officer as a firearm, such as a cell phone, a food item, or nothing.

  • Explain in clear and logical terms that you do not enjoy being shot, and would prefer that it not happen.

  • DonÂ’t let society stereotype you as a petty criminal. Remember that you can be seen as so much more, from an armed robbery suspect, to a rape suspect, to a murder suspect.

  • Try to see it from a police officerÂ’s point of view: You may be unarmed, but youÂ’re also black.

  • Avoid wearing clothing associated with the gang lifestyle, such as shirts and pants.

  • Revel in the fact that by simply existing, you exert a threatening presence over the nationÂ’s police force.

  • Be as polite and straightforward as possible when police officers are kicking the shit out of you.

Tips For Being An Unarmed Black Teen | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Well, that pretty well sums it up.
 
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Tips For Being An Unarmed Black Teen

With riots raging in Ferguson, MO following the shooting death by police of an unarmed African-American youth, the nation has turned its eyes toward social injustice and the continuing crisis of race relations. Here are The OnionÂ’s tips for being an unarmed black teen in America:

  • Shy away from dangerous, heavily policed areas.

  • Avoid swaggering or any other confident behavior that suggests you are not completely subjugated.

  • Be sure not to pick up any object that could be perceived by a police officer as a firearm, such as a cell phone, a food item, or nothing.

  • Explain in clear and logical terms that you do not enjoy being shot, and would prefer that it not happen.

  • DonÂ’t let society stereotype you as a petty criminal. Remember that you can be seen as so much more, from an armed robbery suspect, to a rape suspect, to a murder suspect.

  • Try to see it from a police officerÂ’s point of view: You may be unarmed, but youÂ’re also black.

  • Avoid wearing clothing associated with the gang lifestyle, such as shirts and pants.

  • Revel in the fact that by simply existing, you exert a threatening presence over the nationÂ’s police force.

  • Be as polite and straightforward as possible when police officers are kicking the shit out of you.

Tips For Being An Unarmed Black Teen | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Well, that pretty well sums it up.

You omitted taking pics flashing gang signals, bullying and robbing. Those things might get you killed. Try being honest.
 
I see Michael Brown is getting the same Trayvon Martin treatment - character assassination.

'Beyond Outraged' Family Of Michael Brown & Their Attorneys Release Statement
HE was a ******* THUG SAME as Trayvon. Give it a rest asswipe.:eusa_hand:

YOU love thugs...that is certain.

I love justice. Blacks don't get their share of it. Statistics prove that.

I hope he enjoys those cigars he strongarmed in HELL. He was a ******* THUG.

Asshole. Reality is NOT your friend.:eusa_hand:
 
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Tips For Being An Unarmed Black Teen

With riots raging in Ferguson, MO following the shooting death by police of an unarmed African-American youth, the nation has turned its eyes toward social injustice and the continuing crisis of race relations. Here are The OnionÂ’s tips for being an unarmed black teen in America:

  • Shy away from dangerous, heavily policed areas.

  • Avoid swaggering or any other confident behavior that suggests you are not completely subjugated.

  • Be sure not to pick up any object that could be perceived by a police officer as a firearm, such as a cell phone, a food item, or nothing.

  • Explain in clear and logical terms that you do not enjoy being shot, and would prefer that it not happen.

  • DonÂ’t let society stereotype you as a petty criminal. Remember that you can be seen as so much more, from an armed robbery suspect, to a rape suspect, to a murder suspect.

  • Try to see it from a police officerÂ’s point of view: You may be unarmed, but youÂ’re also black.

  • Avoid wearing clothing associated with the gang lifestyle, such as shirts and pants.

  • Revel in the fact that by simply existing, you exert a threatening presence over the nationÂ’s police force.

  • Be as polite and straightforward as possible when police officers are kicking the shit out of you.

Tips For Being An Unarmed Black Teen | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Well, that pretty well sums it up.
You forgot one.

Move to the sidewalk when you are obstructing traffic and a police officer instructs you to do so.
 
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Tips For Being An Unarmed Black Teen

With riots raging in Ferguson, MO following the shooting death by police of an unarmed African-American youth, the nation has turned its eyes toward social injustice and the continuing crisis of race relations. Here are The OnionÂ’s tips for being an unarmed black teen in America:

  • Shy away from dangerous, heavily policed areas.

  • Avoid swaggering or any other confident behavior that suggests you are not completely subjugated.

  • Be sure not to pick up any object that could be perceived by a police officer as a firearm, such as a cell phone, a food item, or nothing.

  • Explain in clear and logical terms that you do not enjoy being shot, and would prefer that it not happen.

  • DonÂ’t let society stereotype you as a petty criminal. Remember that you can be seen as so much more, from an armed robbery suspect, to a rape suspect, to a murder suspect.

  • Try to see it from a police officerÂ’s point of view: You may be unarmed, but youÂ’re also black.

  • Avoid wearing clothing associated with the gang lifestyle, such as shirts and pants.

  • Revel in the fact that by simply existing, you exert a threatening presence over the nationÂ’s police force.

  • Be as polite and straightforward as possible when police officers are kicking the shit out of you.

Tips For Being An Unarmed Black Teen | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Well, that pretty well sums it up.
You forgot one.

Move to the sidewalk when you are obstructing traffic and a police officer instructs you to do so.

BINGO. The officer was doing his duty, and I'll bet this thug got in a scuffle with the officer...and his STUPIDITY cost him his life. The THUG deserved it.
 
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You NaziCon racists should keep shouting it until you get it out of your system.
 
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You racists should keep shouting it until you get it out of your system.
You should get that scratch in your recording fixed. You post hatred after having your ass handed to you. It becomes a boring after a while.
 

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