Luddly Neddite
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Seems they were both sight-seeing at the Empire State Building.
The elevator ride up was a long one. Said Romney suddenly,
"Gosh, I'll just bet you're a Harvard grad."
"In fact I am," said Obama. "What tipped you off?"
"I don't know exactly," began Mitt, "...it's something about your
poise, the way you stand, your coolness."
"Well thank you," began Obama, "and I'll just bet you're a
Harvard grad as well"
"OMG," Mitt nearly yelled, "Yes, yes, I am! What tipped you off?"
"It was easy," said Obama, "I saw your ring when you reached up
to pick your nose."
The elevator ride up was a long one. Said Romney suddenly,
"Gosh, I'll just bet you're a Harvard grad."
"In fact I am," said Obama. "What tipped you off?"
"I don't know exactly," began Mitt, "...it's something about your
poise, the way you stand, your coolness."
"Well thank you," began Obama, "and I'll just bet you're a
Harvard grad as well"
"OMG," Mitt nearly yelled, "Yes, yes, I am! What tipped you off?"
"It was easy," said Obama, "I saw your ring when you reached up
to pick your nose."