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I Got The Powerball Number Correct ...
Doubled My Money From $2 To $4 ... Woo-Hoo!
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The last time I was drunk (not champagne) and dancing on a table (in my underwear yelling “Sangria”) … I got arrested.
I wasn’t arrested for dancing drunk on the table in my underwear yelling “Sangria"
I was arrested for the fight that ensued when the cops told me to get down and put my clothes back on.
I think my response to their request was something along the lines of … “**** you, I am an American”.
Shit went kind of downhill from there …
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I have a feeling buying you drinks is never a waste

