Post Star Wars spoilers here

[AvgGuyIA]

You know it's going to happen. They did it with the final Harry Potter book. So let's get ahead of the curve and post your spoilers here. It will be a month before you can see the movie if you haven't pre-ordered tickets yet. I don't want to wait. Does Hans Solo die?

 

[Katzndogz]

They had to be politically correct and stick in a pillow lip where he looks out of place. It didn't help to give the pillow lip a cute girlfriend in the name of diversity.

 

[rightwinger]

Darth Vader is really Luke's father!

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Hans Solo dies his socks

 

[Moonglow]

Obi-Wan Kenobi was ghey...

 

[AvgGuyIA]

Darth Vader is really Luke's father!

I hear he's a white guy.

 

[AvgGuyIA]

Hans Solo dies his socks

I've been known to wear socks that will kill you when I remove my boots.

 

[AvgGuyIA]

Obi-Wan Kenobi was ghey...

And died a single Jedi. [sniff]

 

[Nutz]

AvgGuy is gonna hate this...there are black people in the Star Wars realm.

 

[B. Kidd]

Star Wars is soooooo yesterday!

 

[Katzndogz]

The theater down the street is in a mall. They have 5 armed security guards that look like SWAT guarding the place.

 

[Moonglow]

AvgGuy is gonna hate this...there are black people in the Star Wars realm.

Almost all the droids were black actors...

 

[Wyatt earp]

Han solo dies by his son, princess lea mom...

Ya don't see Luke to the very end

 

[Katzndogz]

Who is his son?

 

[rdean]

Hans Solo dies his socks

dyes

I'm sure they are already dead.

 

[rdean]

Hans Solo dies his socks

dyes

They had to be politically correct and stick in a pillow lip where he looks out of place. It didn't help to give the pillow lip a cute girlfriend in the name of diversity.

Or, he's a good actor.

 

[AvgGuyIA]

AvgGuy is gonna hate this...there are black people in the Star Wars realm.

Thankfully they are our conservative black brahs.

 

[AvgGuyIA]

The theater down the street is in a mall. They have 5 armed security guards that look like SWAT guarding the place.

I can't believe the morons waiting in line for the past four days to get a good seat. Wait...where's PMH and Nutz?

 

[Katzndogz]

Hans Solo dies his socks

dyes

They had to be politically correct and stick in a pillow lip where he looks out of place. It didn't help to give the pillow lip a cute girlfriend in the name of diversity.

Or, he's a good actor.

Lots of good actors are miscast. In this case the casting was obviously politically morivated in an effort to avoid protests.

 

[aris2chat]

Obi-Wan Kenobi was ghey...

And died a single Jedi. [sniff]

Jedi are not supposed to marry and have children, nor are senators.