Poetry

[Bonzi]

 

[Moonglow]

 

[JoeMoma]

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Nice, but it doesn't rhyme enough.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun in my hand
Get in my fucking van

 

[JoeMoma]

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Nice, but it doesn't rhyme enough.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun in my hand
Get in my fucking van

Okay, I know hand and van don't rhyme perfectly; however, the d in hand doesn't have to be pronouched strongly.

 

[BULLDOG]

There once was a fairy from Khartoum
Who took a lesbian up to his room
They argued all night
On who had the right
To do what, with which
Unto whom.

 

[The Professor]

If limericks count, here is something I wrote for a girl in my law school class whose last name was Sheppard. We both loved limericks and I passed this to her on a note during class. She laughed out loud and fortunately the Professor didn't ask any questions.

There once was a lady named Sheppard
Whose pussy was purposefully peppered.
That was ten years ago
And her boyfriend named Joe
Can still sneeze the spots off a leopard.

For the record, there was nothing sexual between us. She was an incredible intelligent and dignified young lady and our bond was one of love of poetry, especially limericks, and a profound interest in the law. My wife and I spent an evening with her and her mother at their home and she was an overnight guest in our home. Outside of that we never met except in class.

 

[Wyld Kard]

 

[The Professor]

There once was a lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

 

[my2¢]

I went to kiss my honey
But her nose was running
Don't think it's funny
Cause it's not

 

[Wyld Kard]

 

[Irish Mike]

There once was a man from Kent, whos dick was so long that it bent
So to save him some trouble, he bent it double
And instead of coming he went