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People Okay With Murder Outraged By TV Show Cancellation
U.S.·Sep 18, 2025 · BabylonBee.comU.S. — Recent events in American society indicated that the very same people who are okay with murder are also outraged by the cancellation of a TV show.
Current American societal trends showed that the exact same people who were willing to condone or even celebrate the brutal, public murder of a free speech advocate were also inconsolably infuriated by the cancellation of a late-night talk show.
"How dare the right extremists cancel Jimmy Kimmel?" howled one left-wing political commentator. "It is literally violence to force him into silence just because he lied about an assassination. What is this, the Third Reich?"
Sources said that free speech to say things that support Democratic positions must be protected at all costs.
"All speech is free, but some speech is freer than other speech," said one journalist. "For instance, the touching, beautiful love notes between an assassin and his trans lover or the late-night hilarity of that national treasure, Jimmy Kimmel, are perfectly good examples of free speech, which should be protected at all costs. On the other hand, engaging logically, calmly, and publicly in conversation with people who disagree with you politically is basically fascism, and we cannot tolerate fascists. I'm fully onboard with violently murdering anyone who would dare violate free speech by calling for civil public discourse and a reasoned exchange of ideas."
At publishing time, several leftists had decided that the only rational way to deal with the cancellation of Kimmel's show was to call for more political violence.
