A Royal Marine in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, ''Wanna hear a Para joke?''
The guy next to him replies, ''Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6 foot tall, 200 lbs, and I'm a Para.
The guy sitting next to me is 6'2'' tall, weighs 225, and he's a Para. The fella next to him is 6'5'' tall, weighs 250, and he's also a Para. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?''
The Marine raises one eyebrow, rolls up his sleeves and says ...................., ''Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times.''
Always remember. God is Airborne............................cos he failed the Commando course!
The guy next to him replies, ''Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6 foot tall, 200 lbs, and I'm a Para.
The guy sitting next to me is 6'2'' tall, weighs 225, and he's a Para. The fella next to him is 6'5'' tall, weighs 250, and he's also a Para. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?''
The Marine raises one eyebrow, rolls up his sleeves and says ...................., ''Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times.''
Always remember. God is Airborne............................cos he failed the Commando course!
