In Indonesia, people walk on the left of the road, back to traffic.
This leaves a problem as you pretty much totally rely on drivers and riders avoiding you.
Sadly, the roads are full of idiots.
Yep, he's got full control of his bike.
But the winner of moron of the month goes to this chap.
As I went past, he swung wildly to the right to avoid some kids he hadn't seen, almost bringing me off my gay motorcycle.
The idiot was texting and had no clue where he was riding.
I shouted a few interestingwords in my rapidly improving Indonesian but he was far too moronic to understand he was doing anything wrong.
You may think this level of stupidity wasn't common but you'd be wrong; as demonstrated by my seeing three more such cretins within the next 10 minutes, including one who passed the girls at the top of this post.
When he saw my camera pointing his way, he tried to hide his phone.