Outgoing Surgeon General: Alcohol Causes Cancer

[Delldude]

Only time I drink is when I'm by myself or with somebody.....no exceptions.......

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

The original B4 movement

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There’s ten reasons to start drinking right there.

 

[JoeB131]

Uh. Sure?

Or, as I heard/read it: "Hey, listen, all the ways we've loaded your environment and food with toxins for decades--not to mention encouraged you to get vaccines full of God knows what--this is shortly going to be found to be cancerous. BUT the Biden admin was such a failure you're drinking more, right? What a convenient fall guy for us! So here you go. All these cancers you're noticing? IT'S THE BEER PEON, NOW SHUT UP"

Put down the bottle, Islamophobic ****.

Obviously, alcohol isn't good for you. (And I've been known to drink a touch of the grape.) Not sure warning labels are going to help. It didn't help with tobacco.

What helped with Tobacco is banning smoking from every save your house.

 

[martybegan]

The Attorney General of The United States

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"All Nations are welcome, except Carrie"

 

[Mack The Finger]

He wants to put a warning on booze bottles.
They should make it mandatory that you read it and sign that you read it at time of purchase under penalty of law.

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Warning: The enclosed adult beverage can lead to car accidents, spiting on your mom, sucker punching cops, streaking at a wedding and just being a AH in general and you not remember any of it. Please use with extreme caution.