DrLove
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SESAME STREET (The Borowitz Report)âTed Cruzâs unprovoked attack on Big Bird has cost the Republican senator the support of a longtime backer, Oscar the Grouch.
In a rare press conference at his trash can, Oscar said that he had supported Cruzâs political career for years âto show solidarity with a fellow-monster.â
For Oscar, however, the dustup with the popular avian character raised concerns about further association with Cruz: âHe could hurt my brand.â
âDonât get me wrongâI canât stand Big Bird,â he said. âHis relentless sunniness, to me, is intolerable. But thatâs no excuse for Ted Cruz to go off like an asshat.â

Oscar the Grouch Cuts Ties with Ted Cruz
Oscar said that he had supported Cruzâs political career for years âto show solidarity with a fellow-monster.â