Old SPARKY makes a comeback! Tennessee brings back electric chair!

[Vigilante]

ZAAAAPPPPP!!!!.....Well done!

Tennessee has decided to bring back the electric chair. Republican Gov. Bill Haslam on Thursday signed a bill into law allowing the state to electrocute death row inmates in the event the state is unable to obtain drugs used for lethal injections. […] Richard Dieter, the executive director of the Death Penalty Information Center, said Tennessee is the first state to enact a law to reintroduce the electric chair without giving prisoners an option. …

Associated Press ^

 

[Paperman299]

I'm shocked

 

[TheOldSchool]

If it needs fixin call an electrician... they conduit

 

[OKTexas]

I wonder how long it will take for a lawyer to sue to find out who supplies the electricity and demand test to determine it's reliability.

 

[Political Junky]

How long before they make execution public, like it was until 1936 in Kentucky. Maybe they'll sell tickets.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Dammit I was hoping this would turn into an electricity pun thread

 

[AvgGuyIA]

Dammit I was hoping this would turn into an electricity pun thread

I agree. Stand your ground.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Dammit I was hoping this would turn into an electricity pun thread

I agree. Stand your ground.

You're right! Someone should really "take charge" of this thread

 

[Paperman299]

Dammit I was hoping this would turn into an electricity pun thread

Looks like it's up to you to galvanize people.

Wait, that's Tennessee.

 

[OKTexas]

You can only come up with so many "low voltage" puns.

 

[TheOldSchool]

You can only come up with so many "low voltage" puns.

When it comes to puns... all you can do is hope that lightning strikes twice

 

[TheOldSchool]

Good lord. Let's just talk about the electric chair. All these puns are awful.

 

[Noomi]

America seems determined to become more and more barbaric. This proves it.

 

[Paperman299]

Good lord. Let's just talk about the electric chair. All these puns are awful.

Guess we just don't have the utility for it.

 

[ScienceRocks]

Tried and tree shit frier! About fucking time!

 

[SmedlyButler]

Dammit I was hoping this would turn into an electricity pun thread

I agree. Stand your ground.

You're right! Someone should really "take charge" of this thread

to a "circuit" judge?

 

[Gracie]

I know it's awful, but I love the puns.

With that said...it's kind of hard for me to feel pity they will get zapped when they didn't think about killing someone else.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Good lord. Let's just talk about the electric chair. All these puns are awful.

Guess we just don't have the utility for it.

Oh good lord...

I think we can probably conduct this thread a little better...

Oh God! They're getting worse!

 

[OKTexas]

Good lord. Let's just talk about the electric chair. All these puns are awful.

Guess we just don't have the utility for it.

Oh good lord...

I think we can probably conduct this thread a little better...

Oh God! They're getting worse!

Maybe we can find a "transformer".

 

[TheOldSchool]

Guess we just don't have the utility for it.

Oh good lord...

I think we can probably conduct this thread a little better...

Oh God! They're getting worse!

Maybe we can find a "transformer".

It would probably help if we could get rid of the "resistors!"

Oh God!