OJ Simpson freed by special commission

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OJ Simpson freed

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O.J Simpson has been freed from jail, by a special team of attorneys sent to him by the White House.

Today Simpson was appointed to head a Special Commission, whose job is to find the "real perpetrators" who have been doing all the illegal things in Washington DC, Benghazi, Libya, the IRS offices in Cincinnati, etc.

In a hastily-arranged press conference this morning, President Obama said in a prepared statement that he was fully confident that the experienced football-star-cum-investigator would find the people in question as soon as humanly possible.
 
Well, Obama is personally covering the search for illegal activity throughout the prestige golf courses of America.

Where will OJ look?
 
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