Ohai

[Panda]

Hey, Shane here. How's everyone

 

[saveliberty]

They were asleep. You were up late. Drug user, old, or under great stress?

 

[adeel_sami]

Hello Shane !! Welcome to the U.S.M.B.

 

[Truthmatters]

Welcome

 

[California Girl]

Did Emma send you?

 

[Ava]

Hey, Shane here. How's everyone

***Hello*** and:

 

[Mr. H.]

Hi and welcome

 

[Panda]

They were asleep. You were up late. Drug user, old, or under great stress?

I'm simply from the UK here to conquer.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

They were asleep. You were up late. Drug user, old, or under great stress?

I'm simply from the UK here to conquer.

Didn't work out too well for you the last time, did it?

 

[AllieBaba]

They were asleep. You were up late. Drug user, old, or under great stress?

I'm simply from the UK here to conquer.

Ooh...that earned you a neg.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

They were asleep. You were up late. Drug user, old, or under great stress?

I'm simply from the UK here to conquer.

The Pandas are coming! The Pandas are coming!

 

[Sunni Man]

 

[Ropey]

Enjoy

 

[saveliberty]

They were asleep. You were up late. Drug user, old, or under great stress?

I'm simply from the UK here to conquer.

Great! I'll put that down as drug user then.

 

[SFC Ollie]

 

[saveliberty]

Pandas attacking from the UK oh my!
Lions and Tigers and Bears

The use of hai and the word conquering make you highly suspect as just another troll.