Obama's America is so good we actually have the luxury of worrying about who uses which public bathroom and whether a baker should be forced to create a wedding cake for gays. We are enthralled with ignorant, redneck county clerks who decide who and who cannot get married in her 'holler.
Ohhhhhh....for the days of wincing when the bodies were flown into Dover AFB. And the footage of IED attacks in Baghdad. And let's not forget the sheer glory of the mortgage crash when millions lost their jobs, "too big to fail" and the stock market fell below 7000.
Those were the glory days, hmmmm?