Obama insists that aliens exist

[Votto]

After years and years of probing the night sky through a White House telescope, President Obama today admitted that he believed in aliens and was determined to find them. "I am a man of science", said Obama, "And any scientist worth their salt will tell you that for human beings to be the only life forms in the universe is just utter nonsense. That is why I am determined to find them, because if you think about it, they should be paying their fair share of Universal health care costs. We have to face the fact that these aliens live a life of privilege as they jump from galaxy to galaxy with ease on a whim. Not to worry though, I will find them and when I do, they will soon be paying their fair share!!"

 

[Dante]

Are you really this dense?