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Obama Awarded Nobel Prize For Exemplary Work Planning Russian Collusion Hoax
Politics·Jul 22, 2025 · BabylonBee.comOSLO, NORWAY — Former U.S. President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on Tuesday for his efforts in fabricating national intelligence to promote the Russian Collusion Hoax and undermine the presidency of Donald Trump.
The Norwegian Nobel Committee voted unanimously to award the prize to Obama, citing his obsession with destroying Donald Trump as a key factor.
"We admire Barack Obama's commitment to corruption and suppressing the will of the American people who duly elected Donald Trump as their president," said Nobel Committee member Jan Erik Hansen. "He may not have succeeded, but we like his moxy."
This marks the second time Obama has won a peace prize. He previously won in 2009 for his potential to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples, though he had never gotten around to doing so.
"Accepting this prize is not an admission of guilt," Obama said as he graciously accepted the prize along with a monetary award of 10 million Swedish kronor.
The prize may go down in history as among the most controversial, but committee members say critics shouldn't be so surprised they'd award a Nobel Peace Prize to a corrupt two-faced politician. "It's the same reason we gave the Peace Prize to Yasser Arafat," said committee member Bjorn Walkruf.
At publishing time, Barack Obama traveled to Cuba for what he claimed was a vacation to celebrate his Nobel Prize victory, and not to avoid extradition to the United States for crimes of treason.
