Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America

[Votto]

Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America​

Politics·Jul 21, 2025 · BabylonBee.com



WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blow to hopes from conservatives that the former president would face severe consequences for allegedly overseeing an attempt to deligitimize the Trump presidency, Barack Obama argued that he can't be charged with treason since he wasn't born in America and isn't a legitimate American citizen.

Republicans acknowledged that they could be left without any legal recourse after President Obama absolved himself of any potential treason charge by reminding everyone that he couldn't face any consequences since he was never a citizen to begin with.

"I can't commit treason against America if I was never an American," Obama said confidently in a brief statement to reporters. "The Republicans have been cooking up wild schemes for years to try to hold me accountable for crimes against the United States. Unfortunately, as someone who was not born in America, I cannot be held to that standard. Nice try, but it won't work. Back to the drawing board."

Constitutional scholars agreed that Obama's defense was airtight. "It's an open and shut case," one expert said. "You can't hold someone accountable for betraying their allegiance to a country if they never had any allegiance to that country in the first place. It's a pretty genius move by President Obama here. Almost as genius as falsifying his birth certificate to get illegitimately elected president."

At publishing time, Obama and his legal counsel clarified that any and all illegal activity and wrongdoing committed during his presidency was exempt from legal penalty due to the fact that he was never legally president.

Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blow to hopes from conservatives that the former president would face severe consequences for allegedly overseeing an attempt to delegitimize the Trump presidency, Barack Obama argued that he can't be charged with treason since he wasn't born in America and isn't a...

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[MarathonMike]

A "Certificate of Live Birth" is the pre-cursor to an official birth certificate but is NOT itself the legal birth document. ONLY a birth certificate is official in the US. After 2 years of inquiry, the only thing that was produced was this sketchy document of Obama's live birth. JUST THE FACTS.

 

[Votto]

A "Certificate of Live Birth" is the pre-cursor to an official birth certificate but is NOT itself the legal birth document. ONLY a birth certificate is official in the US. After 2 years of inquiry, the only thing that was produced was this sketchy document of Obama's live birth. JUST THE FACTS.

This should suffice

 

[Foxfyre]

Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America​

Politics·Jul 21, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blow to hopes from conservatives that the former president would face severe consequences for allegedly overseeing an attempt to deligitimize the Trump presidency, Barack Obama argued that he can't be charged with treason since he wasn't born in America and isn't a legitimate American citizen.

Republicans acknowledged that they could be left without any legal recourse after President Obama absolved himself of any potential treason charge by reminding everyone that he couldn't face any consequences since he was never a citizen to begin with.

"I can't commit treason against America if I was never an American," Obama said confidently in a brief statement to reporters. "The Republicans have been cooking up wild schemes for years to try to hold me accountable for crimes against the United States. Unfortunately, as someone who was not born in America, I cannot be held to that standard. Nice try, but it won't work. Back to the drawing board."

Constitutional scholars agreed that Obama's defense was airtight. "It's an open and shut case," one expert said. "You can't hold someone accountable for betraying their allegiance to a country if they never had any allegiance to that country in the first place. It's a pretty genius move by President Obama here. Almost as genius as falsifying his birth certificate to get illegitimately elected president."

At publishing time, Obama and his legal counsel clarified that any and all illegal activity and wrongdoing committed during his presidency was exempt from legal penalty due to the fact that he was never legally president.

LOL. The Bee always comes through doesn't it.

But if Obama should win in court based on not being an American citizen, he makes himself subject to being deported doesn't he? No way to win on that one.

 

[toobfreak]

Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America​

Quick--- since Obumma has now admitted that he was never an American to be charged with treason, that makes him an illegal alien.

Deport his ass to El Salvador fast.

 

[toobfreak]

A "Certificate of Live Birth" is the pre-cursor to an official birth certificate but is NOT itself the legal birth document. ONLY a birth certificate is official in the US. After 2 years of inquiry, the only thing that was produced was this sketchy document of Obama's live birth. JUST THE FACTS.

Thank you. A "certificate of live birth" is simply a tertiary document created by a third party long after the fact which essentially testifies that this third person has seen the actual, original birth certificate created at the time of birth by the attending physician and certifies that what he saw was legit. I'm not even sure why they allow them. In most cases, it is not a legal substitute for the actual original birther certificate.

 

[MarathonMike]

Thank you. A "certificate of live birth" is simply a tertiary document created by a third party long after the fact which essentially testifies that this third person has seen the actual, original birth certificate created at the time of birth by the attending physician and certifies that what he saw was legit. I'm not even sure why they allow them. In most cases, it is not a legal substitute for the actual original birther certificate.

Oh but wait! He later had his unofficial document "Certified" so that just settled everything. LOL!

 

[Skylar]

Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America​

Politics·Jul 21, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blow to hopes from conservatives that the former president would face severe consequences for allegedly overseeing an attempt to deligitimize the Trump presidency, Barack Obama argued that he can't be charged with treason since he wasn't born in America and isn't a legitimate American citizen.

Republicans acknowledged that they could be left without any legal recourse after President Obama absolved himself of any potential treason charge by reminding everyone that he couldn't face any consequences since he was never a citizen to begin with.

"I can't commit treason against America if I was never an American," Obama said confidently in a brief statement to reporters. "The Republicans have been cooking up wild schemes for years to try to hold me accountable for crimes against the United States. Unfortunately, as someone who was not born in America, I cannot be held to that standard. Nice try, but it won't work. Back to the drawing board."

Constitutional scholars agreed that Obama's defense was airtight. "It's an open and shut case," one expert said. "You can't hold someone accountable for betraying their allegiance to a country if they never had any allegiance to that country in the first place. It's a pretty genius move by President Obama here. Almost as genius as falsifying his birth certificate to get illegitimately elected president."

At publishing time, Obama and his legal counsel clarified that any and all illegal activity and wrongdoing committed during his presidency was exempt from legal penalty due to the fact that he was never legally president.

The Babylon Bee is a parody website.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

A "Certificate of Live Birth" is the pre-cursor to an official birth certificate but is NOT itself the legal birth document. ONLY a birth certificate is official in the US. After 2 years of inquiry, the only thing that was produced was this sketchy document of Obama's live birth. JUST THE FACTS.

Good god, man. Find someone who cares about you and have a talk.

 

[Rocko]

Obama is like that fart that lingers.

 

[Votto]

The Babylon Bee is a parody website.

The hell you say!!

 

[Etymology gaslight]

Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America​

Politics·Jul 21, 2025 · BabylonBee.com



WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blow to hopes from conservatives that the former president would face severe consequences for allegedly overseeing an attempt to deligitimize the Trump presidency, Barack Obama argued that he can't be charged with treason since he wasn't born in America and isn't a legitimate American citizen.

Republicans acknowledged that they could be left without any legal recourse after President Obama absolved himself of any potential treason charge by reminding everyone that he couldn't face any consequences since he was never a citizen to begin with.

"I can't commit treason against America if I was never an American," Obama said confidently in a brief statement to reporters. "The Republicans have been cooking up wild schemes for years to try to hold me accountable for crimes against the United States. Unfortunately, as someone who was not born in America, I cannot be held to that standard. Nice try, but it won't work. Back to the drawing board."

Constitutional scholars agreed that Obama's defense was airtight. "It's an open and shut case," one expert said. "You can't hold someone accountable for betraying their allegiance to a country if they never had any allegiance to that country in the first place. It's a pretty genius move by President Obama here. Almost as genius as falsifying his birth certificate to get illegitimately elected president."

At publishing time, Obama and his legal counsel clarified that any and all illegal activity and wrongdoing committed during his presidency was exempt from legal penalty due to the fact that he was never legally president.

Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blow to hopes from conservatives that the former president would face severe consequences for allegedly overseeing an attempt to delegitimize the Trump presidency, Barack Obama argued that he can't be charged with treason since he wasn't born in America and isn't a...

babylonbee.com

It's a valid defense.
They made me do it.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America​

Politics·Jul 21, 2025 · BabylonBee.com



WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blow to hopes from conservatives that the former president would face severe consequences for allegedly overseeing an attempt to deligitimize the Trump presidency, Barack Obama argued that he can't be charged with treason since he wasn't born in America and isn't a legitimate American citizen.

Republicans acknowledged that they could be left without any legal recourse after President Obama absolved himself of any potential treason charge by reminding everyone that he couldn't face any consequences since he was never a citizen to begin with.

"I can't commit treason against America if I was never an American," Obama said confidently in a brief statement to reporters. "The Republicans have been cooking up wild schemes for years to try to hold me accountable for crimes against the United States. Unfortunately, as someone who was not born in America, I cannot be held to that standard. Nice try, but it won't work. Back to the drawing board."

Constitutional scholars agreed that Obama's defense was airtight. "It's an open and shut case," one expert said. "You can't hold someone accountable for betraying their allegiance to a country if they never had any allegiance to that country in the first place. It's a pretty genius move by President Obama here. Almost as genius as falsifying his birth certificate to get illegitimately elected president."

At publishing time, Obama and his legal counsel clarified that any and all illegal activity and wrongdoing committed during his presidency was exempt from legal penalty due to the fact that he was never legally president.

Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blow to hopes from conservatives that the former president would face severe consequences for allegedly overseeing an attempt to delegitimize the Trump presidency, Barack Obama argued that he can't be charged with treason since he wasn't born in America and isn't a...

babylonbee.com

The Bee knows their audience...

 

[Etymology gaslight]

Good god, man. Find someone who cares about you and have a talk.

That's not going to happen here.

 

[Etymology gaslight]

Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America​

Politics·Jul 21, 2025 · BabylonBee.com



WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blow to hopes from conservatives that the former president would face severe consequences for allegedly overseeing an attempt to deligitimize the Trump presidency, Barack Obama argued that he can't be charged with treason since he wasn't born in America and isn't a legitimate American citizen.

Republicans acknowledged that they could be left without any legal recourse after President Obama absolved himself of any potential treason charge by reminding everyone that he couldn't face any consequences since he was never a citizen to begin with.

"I can't commit treason against America if I was never an American," Obama said confidently in a brief statement to reporters. "The Republicans have been cooking up wild schemes for years to try to hold me accountable for crimes against the United States. Unfortunately, as someone who was not born in America, I cannot be held to that standard. Nice try, but it won't work. Back to the drawing board."

Constitutional scholars agreed that Obama's defense was airtight. "It's an open and shut case," one expert said. "You can't hold someone accountable for betraying their allegiance to a country if they never had any allegiance to that country in the first place. It's a pretty genius move by President Obama here. Almost as genius as falsifying his birth certificate to get illegitimately elected president."

At publishing time, Obama and his legal counsel clarified that any and all illegal activity and wrongdoing committed during his presidency was exempt from legal penalty due to the fact that he was never legally president.

Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blow to hopes from conservatives that the former president would face severe consequences for allegedly overseeing an attempt to delegitimize the Trump presidency, Barack Obama argued that he can't be charged with treason since he wasn't born in America and isn't a...

babylonbee.com

I'm having a hard time cross referencing all of this.

 

[Etymology gaslight]

Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America​

Politics·Jul 21, 2025 · BabylonBee.com



WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blow to hopes from conservatives that the former president would face severe consequences for allegedly overseeing an attempt to deligitimize the Trump presidency, Barack Obama argued that he can't be charged with treason since he wasn't born in America and isn't a legitimate American citizen.

Republicans acknowledged that they could be left without any legal recourse after President Obama absolved himself of any potential treason charge by reminding everyone that he couldn't face any consequences since he was never a citizen to begin with.

"I can't commit treason against America if I was never an American," Obama said confidently in a brief statement to reporters. "The Republicans have been cooking up wild schemes for years to try to hold me accountable for crimes against the United States. Unfortunately, as someone who was not born in America, I cannot be held to that standard. Nice try, but it won't work. Back to the drawing board."

Constitutional scholars agreed that Obama's defense was airtight. "It's an open and shut case," one expert said. "You can't hold someone accountable for betraying their allegiance to a country if they never had any allegiance to that country in the first place. It's a prettyUber TC genius move by President Obama here. Almost as genius as falsifying his birth certificate to get illegitimately elected president."

At publishing time, Obama and his legal counsel clarified that any and all illegal activity and wrongdoing committed during his presidency was exempt from legal penalty due to the fact that he was never legally president.

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-a...d-with-treason-since-he-wasnt-born-in-america

Great parody had me goin..

But also prophetic ?

Likely defense,
Nothing tops living near a runway,
Minutes from international sanction.
Kind of like san francisco.

 

[Etymology gaslight]

Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America​

Politics·Jul 21, 2025 · BabylonBee.com



WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blow to hopes from conservatives that the former president would face severe consequences for allegedly overseeing an attempt to deligitimize the Trump presidency, Barack Obama argued that he can't be charged with treason since he wasn't born in America and isn't a legitimate American citizen.

Republicans acknowledged that they could be left without any legal recourse after President Obama absolved himself of any potential treason charge by reminding everyone that he couldn't face any consequences since he was never a citizen to begin with.

"I can't commit treason against America if I was never an American," Obama said confidently in a brief statement to reporters. "The Republicans have been cooking up wild schemes for years to try to hold me accountable for crimes against the United States. Unfortunately, as someone who was not born in America, I cannot be held to that standard. Nice try, but it won't work. Back to the drawing board."

Constitutional scholars agreed that Obama's defense was airtight. "It's an open and shut case," one expert said. "You can't hold someone accountable for betraying their allegiance to a country if they never had any allegiance to that country in the first place. It's a pretty genius move by President Obama here. Almost as genius as falsifying his birth certificate to get illegitimately elected president."

At publishing time, Obama and his legal counsel clarified that any and all illegal activity and wrongdoing committed during his presidency was exempt from legal penalty due to the fact that he was never legally president.

Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blow to hopes from conservatives that the former president would face severe consequences for allegedly overseeing an attempt to delegitimize the Trump presidency, Barack Obama argued that he can't be charged with treason since he wasn't born in America and isn't a...

babylonbee.com

The babylonbee.com is very clever.
Talk about hiding in plain sight.