Nuts...

[Lumpy 1]

That says it all....

 

[RadiomanATL]

Honey Roasted Peanuts

 

[Big Black Dog]

Well, nuts, then...

 

[Solace]

Pistachios.

 

[The Infidel]

Beer nuts!!!!

 

[Lumpy 1]

Without nuts where would we be?.. their essential..

 

[The Infidel]

Without nuts where would we be?.. their essential..

Deez nutz!



yeah....


dem nutz

 

[Lumpy 1]

There are these kind of nuts....

Nuts

A guy goes into the bar and sits down and orders a drink. Other than the bartender, there's no one else in the place. All of a sudden he hears a voice that says, "Nice suit." He looks around and doesn't see anyone and the bartender looks busy washing some glasses. A little while later the same voice says, "Nice Tie." The guy looks around again and doesn't see anyone. He finally asks the bartender if he just said something.
"No," replied the bartender, "it wasn't me. It was probably the peanuts though. They're complimentary."

Jokes - Nuts

 

[Big Black Dog]

Question: Which is more expensive, cashew nuts or deer nuts?
Answer: Cashew nuts are almost $5.00 a pound. Deer nuts are under a buck!

(drum roll)

 

[Lumpy 1]

How about P-NUT's

LOS ANGELES — We’d like some of what Honda’s designers were smoking when they came up with the P-NUT.

We swear we heard them giggling before rolling it out at the Los Angeles Auto Show. They said something about it being “a futuristic concept for an ultra-compact and sophisticated city coupe.” They said it’s called Personal-Neo Urban Transit.

Honda P-NUT Is a Little Nuts | Autopia | Wired.com

 

[Shadow]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPgewHpf-q4[/ame]

 

[Shadow]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A0WHfCBNi8[/ame]

 

[Jon]

[youtube]UEhnFDxkjMM[/youtube]

I just won the thread.

 

[Shadow]

 

[Shadow]

 

[Shadow]

 

[Shadow]

This one is for Dilloduck

 

[Big Fitz]

Honey Roasted Peanuts

Those aren't nuts. They're legumes.

 

[Colin]

A bit of lateral thinking is called for here...


A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game.
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.

As the National Anthem started the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the inmates
complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they
all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled,
"Cheer Nuts", and they all broke out into applause and cheers. Thinking things
were going very well the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog leaving
his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding
his assistant the doctor asked, "What happened?"

The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this idiot
walked by yelling, "peanuts."

 

[Shadow]

Nuts

A guy goes into the bar and sits down and orders a drink. Other than the bartender, there's no one else in the place. All of a sudden he hears a voice that says, "Nice suit." He looks around and doesn't see anyone and the bartender looks busy washing some glasses. A little while later the same voice says, "Nice Tie." The guy looks around again and doesn't see anyone. He finally asks the bartender if he just said something.
"No," replied the bartender, "it wasn't me. It was probably the peanuts though. They're complimentary."