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SuperDemocrat

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I saw this story on drudge. It was a strip bar threatening to hire recently graduating girls. Everyone was upset but I think people should lighten up a little bit. I thought the entire sign was hilarious and kind of ironic.
 
A: Girls who have recently turned 18 are the most likely humans to have the physical characteristics that strip club patrons want to see. Need I specify, perky breasts, flat bellies, and nice, rounded butts? If they are otherwise pretty, so much the better.

B. For employment purposes, such humans are "adults," and able to decide what employment they will seek and accept.

C: Have you seen any recent cheerleading competitions? The difference between what a stripper does and what a typical cheerleader does is only one of degree. Cheerleaders are more athletic, but they are both doing the same thing: dancing lewdly in order to sexually-stimulate a mainly-male audience.

Enough said.
 
I think that is funny as hell. It certainly helped generate loads of free press.
 

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