Now "Backpage" has been shutdown by the FBI

[rightwinger]

-uLMGTFY

Surely you aren't serious?

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I live in Philly

What's that got to do with it? Neither the women nor you are monoliths stuck in perpetuity to one place on the Earth.

They would travel to philly?

Read the profiles of the women who appeal to you or call the agency that coordinates meetings for the women listed on their site. You'll be happily given the information you need. Suffice to say, your living in Philly and being unwilling to leave it need not be an impediment. Hell, there are surely call girls in Philly. It's too big a city for there not to be.

Basically looking for some girl to use me as a "Human Sofa". So I guess I have to do some research

You want her to fart on you?

 

[usmbguest5318]

I live in Philly

What's that got to do with it? Neither the women nor you are monoliths stuck in perpetuity to one place on the Earth.

They would travel to philly?

Read the profiles of the women who appeal to you or call the agency that coordinates meetings for the women listed on their site. You'll be happily given the information you need. Suffice to say, your living in Philly and being unwilling to leave it need not be an impediment. Hell, there are surely call girls in Philly. It's too big a city for there not to be.

Basically looking for some girl to use me as a "Human Sofa". So I guess I have to do some research

You want her to fart on you?

He might want that, but I suspect his fetish is facesitting.

 

[DarkFury]

I am so pissed

I feel bad for you I really do. All the that store bought off the shelf ***** gone!
Why you might have to go back to colored girls.

 

[fbj]

What's that got to do with it? Neither the women nor you are monoliths stuck in perpetuity to one place on the Earth.

They would travel to philly?

Read the profiles of the women who appeal to you or call the agency that coordinates meetings for the women listed on their site. You'll be happily given the information you need. Suffice to say, your living in Philly and being unwilling to leave it need not be an impediment. Hell, there are surely call girls in Philly. It's too big a city for there not to be.

Basically looking for some girl to use me as a "Human Sofa". So I guess I have to do some research

You want her to fart on you?

He might want that, but I suspect his fetish is facesitting.

Chest sitting

 

[fbj]

I live in Philly

What's that got to do with it? Neither the women nor you are monoliths stuck in perpetuity to one place on the Earth.

They would travel to philly?

Read the profiles of the women who appeal to you or call the agency that coordinates meetings for the women listed on their site. You'll be happily given the information you need. Suffice to say, your living in Philly and being unwilling to leave it need not be an impediment. Hell, there are surely call girls in Philly. It's too big a city for there not to be.

Basically looking for some girl to use me as a "Human Sofa". So I guess I have to do some research

You want her to fart on you?

No just sit on me and talk on the phone and watch TV

 

[fbj]

I am so pissed

I feel bad for you I really do. All the that store bought off the shelf ***** gone!
Why you might have to go back to colored girls.

**** you mean COLORED GIRLS?

 

[DarkFury]

I am so pissed

I feel bad for you I really do. All the that store bought off the shelf ***** gone!
Why you might have to go back to colored girls.

**** you mean COLORED GIRLS?

Well it does seem all that store bought white ***** is gone!
That leaves you that nasty poor ghetto raised shit for you!
I feel bad for you really.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

Trump, the ultimate sexual predator, the patron of prostitutes and porn starts, the master of sexual harassment, and the purveyor of forcing oneself on women, is going after internet sex sites.

Too funny.

 

[aaronleland]

First Craigslist closes their personals. Now this. I've lost two jobs in a month.

 

[fbj]

Trump, the ultimate sexual predator, the patron of prostitutes and porn starts, the master of sexual harassment, and the purveyor of forcing oneself on women, is going after internet sex sites.

Too funny.

Why is he doing that?

 

[rightwinger]

First Craigslist closes their personals. Now this. I've lost two jobs in a month.

Maybe USMB can start a prostitution board

 

[Manonthestreet]

You know, in some countries over in Europe and other places, prostitution is legal and regulated. Why can't we do that over here? It would cut down a lot on STD's (workers over in Europe have regular check ups and are issued health cards), as well as give a woman a way to pursue charges if she's beaten up or ripped off.

Puritan America

#metoo.....

 

[DarkFury]

Trump, the ultimate sexual predator, the patron of prostitutes and porn starts, the master of sexual harassment, and the purveyor of forcing oneself on women, is going after internet sex sites.

Too funny.

Why is he doing that?

Does not matter. What matters is the pay as you go white ***** is going away! Your next problem is it's no longer stylish for a white woman to walk her porch monkey in public. The old days of some scabbie nasty white woman leash training her porch monkey in public are over.

 

[rightwinger]

OK....its all set

Anyone wanting to pick up Hookers can use USMB Badlands

USMB Badlands
WARNING: The USMB BadLands is a repository of discussions where passions and emotions run extremely hot. USMB and it's staff accept no responsibility for what you may find when you enter...... the Badlands.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Now all my "Pay to Play options" are fading away. What is going on??

Backpage.com seized, founder hit with charges after FBI raid

Poor fbj, no hoes 4 you!

 

[fbj]

OK....its all set

Anyone wanting to pick up Hookers can use USMB Badlands

USMB Badlands
WARNING: The USMB BadLands is a repository of discussions where passions and emotions run extremely hot. USMB and it's staff accept no responsibility for what you may find when you enter...... the Badlands.

Wonder if it's a woman on here willing to take her off shoes and walk on my back

 

[DarkFury]

Now all my "Pay to Play options" are fading away. What is going on??

Backpage.com seized, founder hit with charges after FBI raid

Poor fbj, no hoes 4 you!

And he was SO close to getting a short fat ignorant toothless white woman with good credit!

 

[Moonglow]

Now all my "Pay to Play options" are fading away. What is going on??

Backpage.com seized, founder hit with charges after FBI raid

The GOP prudes are hard at work making sure ***** is hard to find or buy...Dick is always free...

 

[Moonglow]

Now all my "Pay to Play options" are fading away. What is going on??

Backpage.com seized, founder hit with charges after FBI raid

Poor fbj, no hoes 4 you!

And he was SO close to getting a short fat ignorant toothless white woman with good credit!

Did you kick yours out?

 

[Moonglow]

OK....its all set

Anyone wanting to pick up Hookers can use USMB Badlands

USMB Badlands
WARNING: The USMB BadLands is a repository of discussions where passions and emotions run extremely hot. USMB and it's staff accept no responsibility for what you may find when you enter...... the Badlands.

Wonder if it's a woman on here willing to take her off shoes and walk on my back

I heard Polislick wears a size twelve...