Nominee For Top Criminal Justice Position Interviewed By Nation’s Top Criminals

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Nominee For Top Criminal Justice Position Interviewed By Nation’s Top Criminals
Politics·Jan 30, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an electrifying several hours on Capitol Hill, a nominee for the nation's top criminal justice position was interviewed by the nation's top criminals.

Kash Patel, Trump's pick to lead the FBI, fielded questions from America's lowest and most despicable lawbreakers ahead of his confirmation vote in the Senate.

"I have serious concerns about your character, Mr. Patel," said Senator Whitehouse, a notorious DC criminal. "Based on things you've said in the past, it seems you want to turn the FBI into a law enforcement agency to be weaponized against criminals. I find this unsettling and deeply disqualifying."

Sources say Patel simply responded with a silent, unblinking stare.

Senator Amy Klobuchar, another dangerous lawbreaker who has thus far evaded capture by police, expressed similar concerns. "EEEEEEEEEEEE!" said Klobuchar in a forceful monologue during the hearing. "EEEEEEEEEEK EEEEEEEEKKKK!"

The rest of Klobuchar's statement was not recorded as technicians mercifully turned her microphone off.

At publishing time, Patel's fate was still up in the air as the gang of criminals deliberated on whether to confirm him.

 

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Nominee For Top Criminal Justice Position Interviewed By Nation’s Top Criminals
Politics·Jan 30, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an electrifying several hours on Capitol Hill, a nominee for the nation's top criminal justice position was interviewed by the nation's top criminals.

Kash Patel, Trump's pick to lead the FBI, fielded questions from America's lowest and most despicable lawbreakers ahead of his confirmation vote in the Senate.

"I have serious concerns about your character, Mr. Patel," said Senator Whitehouse, a notorious DC criminal. "Based on things you've said in the past, it seems you want to turn the FBI into a law enforcement agency to be weaponized against criminals. I find this unsettling and deeply disqualifying."

Sources say Patel simply responded with a silent, unblinking stare.

Senator Amy Klobuchar, another dangerous lawbreaker who has thus far evaded capture by police, expressed similar concerns. "EEEEEEEEEEEE!" said Klobuchar in a forceful monologue during the hearing. "EEEEEEEEEEK EEEEEEEEKKKK!"

The rest of Klobuchar's statement was not recorded as technicians mercifully turned her microphone off.

At publishing time, Patel's fate was still up in the air as the gang of criminals deliberated on whether to confirm him.

Oh, Whitehouse, Klobuchar and the other democrats sure put on a show of concern and outrage! You wonder if they are applying for a role in a Hollywood movie! Or maybe they fear being investigated. Makes you wonder where these people have been the past four years with Joe Biden--- where was their concern that the CIC did know what he was signing, what he was doing, and finished out by pardoning murderers of FBI agents, women and children? No outrage there.

 

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Oh, Whitehouse, Klobuchar and the other democrats sure put on a show of concern and outrage! You wonder if they are applying for a role in a Hollywood movie! Or maybe they fear being investigated. Makes you wonder where these people have been the past four years with Joe Biden--- where was their concern that the CIC did know what he was signing, what he was doing, and finished out by pardoning murderers of FBI agents, women and children? No outrage there.