No ethnicities mentioned ? I axe you does it ( sound irish )

[GUNSIDEAUG]

Man attempts break-in, struck in the face with ax | WCNC.com Charlotte

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[Pheonixops]

Man attempts break-in, struck in the face with ax | WCNC.com Charlotte

NO CARRY PERMIT REQUIRED : )

I'm surprised that you didn't find this and run with it:

13News Daybook: Dancing with the crook? | WVEC.com Norfolk - Hampton Roads

 

[Douger]

Jamal ? Dat nay B French.

 

[Douger]

Dis won betta