I propose we adopt the following immigration laws....
*New Immigration Laws:*
1. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools...silly, why not?
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2. All ballots will be in this nation's language...Unamerican...not to mention we don't have an official language and it wouldn't be right to have one.
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3.. All government business will be conducted in our language...ditto, same as above. The government must represent all of its citizens, no matter what language they speak.
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4. Non-residents will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are
here...that's fine, as long as it doesn't include citizens.
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5. Non-citizens will NEVER be able to hold political office...well, duh.
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6 Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food
stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs. Any burden
will be deported...except for health care, this is pretty much already true.
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7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount at least
equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage...silly, why not?
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8. If foreigners come here and buy land... options will be restricted.
Certain parcels including waterfront property are reserved for citizens
naturally born into this country...more silliness.
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9.. Foreigners may have no protests; no demonstrations, no waving of a
foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his
policies. These will lead to deportation...way to make Americans look like wimps and crybabies.
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10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be actively hunted &,
when caught, sent to jail until your deportation can be arranged. All assets
will be taken from you....to expensive.
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BTW, these laws are Mexico's current immigration policy.