I've never been a "gamer"
but...
... serendipitously found object:
This Game Lets You Perform Open Heart Surgery on Donald Trump
What a breakthrough. Give him something he's never had.
But then again --- he doesn't need a heart. He just has blood coming out of his wherever.
... serendipitously found object:
This Game Lets You Perform Open Heart Surgery on Donald Trump
>> Developers of the Game Surgeon Simulator released an update to their popular title, enabling gamers to cut into a Donald Trump subject with reckless abandon.
The game Surgeon Simulator isn’t really something you may have heard of, but it has built something of a cult following since its launch in 2013. Quite simply, it lets you go all Hannibal Lecter on a corpse, letting you cut into the entrails and perform ‘operations’.
Of course none of this is scientific--it’s a goofy simulator that lets you use a range of ‘tools’ to cut open your subject (axes, pliers, wrenches and the like,) all the while showing an arbitrary reading of how much blood is lost during the process which goes towards deciding whether the operation was successful or not.
... The premise of this particular version is to get at Donald Trump’s chest cavity in an attempt to perform a heart transplant. The player is then made to choose whether to give Donald a heart of stone or a heart of gold. As part of the ‘toolkit’ for the surgery, players can select from items like Trump Vodka, Trump Steak and even a makeup kit. <<
The game Surgeon Simulator isn’t really something you may have heard of, but it has built something of a cult following since its launch in 2013. Quite simply, it lets you go all Hannibal Lecter on a corpse, letting you cut into the entrails and perform ‘operations’.
Of course none of this is scientific--it’s a goofy simulator that lets you use a range of ‘tools’ to cut open your subject (axes, pliers, wrenches and the like,) all the while showing an arbitrary reading of how much blood is lost during the process which goes towards deciding whether the operation was successful or not.
... The premise of this particular version is to get at Donald Trump’s chest cavity in an attempt to perform a heart transplant. The player is then made to choose whether to give Donald a heart of stone or a heart of gold. As part of the ‘toolkit’ for the surgery, players can select from items like Trump Vodka, Trump Steak and even a makeup kit. <<
What a breakthrough. Give him something he's never had.
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