New Affirmative Action Program Forces NBA Teams To Sign More Pudgy White Guys

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New Affirmative Action Program Forces NBA Teams To Sign More Pudgy White Guys

U.S.—The NBA announced Friday that for the upcoming basketball season, the league will be assigning an "adversity score" to overweight white dudes to help more of them get signed with professional basketball teams.

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[MeBelle]

Ahh, the days of Larry Bird....

 

[rightwinger]

<sob> NOT FAIR
The NBA has too many blacks

What about the Harlem Globetrotters?

 

[Thunk]

This will be the SJWs reaction...