name someone to whom david letterman has been a serious a-hole

[Sarah G]

Ya cause after all his attacking Sarah Palins 14 year old daughter was just so hilarious. I mean how funnier could it be? Maybe he should attack her downs syndrome child next, I am sure you would laugh your ass off at that too. He is so classy he did not even apologize for it.

You're just lying all over the place. He didn't attack the 14 year old and he did apologize profusely.

Not that someone such as yourself cares anything about facts.

Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.

David Letterman

There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.

David Letterman

Ya you got it, Just cause he was talking about the daughter that went to the game with her mother, who happened to be the 14 year old, doesn't mean he was talking about her. As for apology all he did not apologize.

Okay, whatever... Liar.

I always knew you were nuts but I never thought you were a liar until now.

 

[Sarah G]

Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?

David Letterman

I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

David Letterman

 

[RetiredGySgt]

You're just lying all over the place. He didn't attack the 14 year old and he did apologize profusely.

Not that someone such as yourself cares anything about facts.

Ya you got it, Just cause he was talking about the daughter that went to the game with her mother, who happened to be the 14 year old, doesn't mean he was talking about her. As for apology all he did not apologize.

Okay, whatever... Liar.

I always knew you were nuts but I never thought you were a liar until now.

The only retardo liar in this thread is you. You claim he apologized? Why would he apologize if he attacked the right Daughter? And care to explain how funny it is to call teenagers sluts? Teenagers that only crime is being the daughter of a Public figure? Remind us how cool you would be with it if someone on the right attacked Obama's daughters simply because they are HIS daughters......

 

[RetiredGySgt]

Letterman Attacks Palin's Daughter: She Was Knocked Up By A-Rod | RealClearPolitics

Willow, the 14 year old. read it and weep.

 

[Sarah G]

The way it actually was:

Roughly two weeks ago, David Letterman made a joke (as he is known to do) about Sarah Palin's daughter, saying:

"One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game: During the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez."

He was obviously referring to Bristol, the daughter who has in fact been knocked up, but she was not at the game, 14-year-old Willow was. This spiraled out of control and quickly became an issue of rape with the National Organization for Women backing up a lady they told voters is "not an advocate for women," and conservatives blaming Obama for their made-up scandal.

Dave responded to Palin's insistence that his jokes were "disgusting" and "sexually perverted" in an earnest 7-minute segment in which he made it clear he was referring to Bristol and was self deprecating, saying:

"I'm telling you, I recognize that these are ugly. These are actually ugly. These are borderline...but again, in an act of desperation to get cheap laughs, which is what I've been doing for the last 30 years."

This wasn't enough for Ms. Palin, who quickly took to the air to drag this ridiculousness out telling Matt Lauer that Letterman contributed to the "acceptance of abuse of young women" and calling on people to "start really rising up."

The last tidbit, of course, struck a cord with nutjobs who organized a "Fire David Letterman" rally. That went on despite the fact that Letterman apologized (AGAIN) and Palin accepted.

Anyway, it worked out well for Dave, whose ratings have gone through the roof as a result of the "scandal."

All The Palin Letterman Drama In One Minute (VIDEO)

Anyway after Palin tried to get him fired but failed, he told jokes about her maybe once a week for the next year.

 

[shart_attack]

As is so clearly displayed here, the whinyasstittybaby right was given marching orders to hate Letterman, and you won't find any of them disobeying. Disobedience would get them banished from the herd, and no conservative would risk a fate so terrifying to them.

That's another reason why it's so good to be a liberal. There's no list of people for whom hatred is mandatory. We just don't do the bitter obsessive hate thing.

That may well be the stupidest thing I've ever seen anyone say on the Internet. And man, is that ever saying something.

Liberals don't obsessively hate?

I guess you weren't online when the late Rev. Jerry Falwell died.

I guess you've never heard all the hate directed at the likes of Sarah Palin, Paula Deen and Phil Robertson.

I guess you've never heard any of the hate directed at Bill O'Reilly.

I could go on. And on. And on. And on.

But I'm gonna go with a hunch that someone as smart as you would like to think you are gets the idea.

If there's anyone who doesn't have the right to point a finger at someone, it's a f'n sanctimonious, goody-goody liberal.

 

[Papageorgio]

I'm not sure what happened to the writers of the show, they use to produce some great material but now, it's boring and old.

SNL went through a phase in the 80's where the writers were terrible, now is getting better. The 70's SNL was the best.

 

[IlarMeilyr]

I loved Letterman years ago...but I thought he changed after his heart surgery, and he came off as bitter and unfunny to me after that.

It was before that.

He went bitter after not getting the Tonight Show gig and really went full buttpipe after leaving NBC.

Jay Leno has more class in his toe nail clippings.

You couldn't be more wrong. Letterman is the funniest guy in late night.

You couldn't be more wrong.

Letterman isn't even the funniest guy in CBS Late Night.

 

[IlarMeilyr]

As is so clearly displayed here, the whinyasstittybaby right was given marching orders to hate Letterman, and you won't find any of them disobeying. Disobedience would get them banished from the herd, and no conservative would risk a fate so terrifying to them.

That's another reason why it's so good to be a liberal. There's no list of people for whom hatred is mandatory. We just don't do the bitter obsessive hate thing.

^ confuses the left and the right

Unlike manboob, those on the right do not get marching orders and wouldn't obey them anyway.

Letterman was funny way back when.

He lost it. Now, he's pretty much a bore. Even his writing staff seems tired and uninterested in breaking any new ground.

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

As is so clearly displayed here, the whinyasstittybaby right was given marching orders to hate Letterman, and you won't find any of them disobeying. Disobedience would get them banished from the herd, and no conservative would risk a fate so terrifying to them.

That's another reason why it's so good to be a liberal. There's no list of people for whom hatred is mandatory.

Who said anything about hate, other than you?

If you disagree, you now hate, are you that fucking stupid? What is it with liberals being so dramatic and victimized?

Grow up and quit being a drama bitch.

Oh, I'd say these poll questions pretty much represent hate, wouldn't you?

Would you like to see someone crack Letterman's skull with a wooden bat?
Yes. He's a piece of smug trash. Can't say I'd even cry if he were killed on the air.
No. I would prefer someone do it with an aluminum bat.

That's where the hate was initated in this thread. Right up at the top, with this stupid, fucking one-sided poll.

 

[IlarMeilyr]

Lolberals like kosshdouche are having a meltdown. They do this periodically.

But to have one over a pant-load piece of old shit like David fucking Letterman?

 

[mamooth]

But I'm gonna go with a hunch that someone as smart as you would like to think you are gets the idea..

I get the idea. I laughed at your cult for being hate-on-command crybabies, so you insta-parroted a weepy talking point about how meeeeeeeeeaaaaaaan the liberals are.

The next time I mention how so many conservatives choose to be whinyasstittybabies, you all might want to consider not stampeding to prove my point.

 

[shart_attack]

Well, the old sanctimonious and totally unfunny windbag actually indirectly apologized to Sarah Palin last night via his interview with guest, Arizona Sen. John McCain.

I guess maybe the Apocalypse really is near.

That, or maybe Letterman ran into someone with a baseball bat in a dark alley.

Full of hate — for assholes.

 

[Truthseeker420]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdEFZaEpYXc]HD Letterman Apology to Palin June 10 2009 - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Truthseeker420]

Shouldn't the millions of people that laughed apologize?

 

[Sarah G]

Who says Letterman is an asshole to begin with?

False premise.

I don't think he's an asshole, I think he's hilarious. I can tell you someone he is absolutely not mean to and that's Jennifer Lawrence. She was kind of mean to him and it was so funny. He loved every minute of it.

 

[IlarMeilyr]

No.

Letterman is an asshole.

The fact that he used to be funny makes his present status as an unfunny asshole even more sad.

 

[Mr Natural]

I remember him shutting down Limpbag some time ago.

The fat fuck was left speechless.

It was great.

 

[IlarMeilyr]

I remember him shutting down Limpbag some time ago.

The fat fuck was left speechless.

It was great.

Yeah. Riiiight.

If Letterpussy farted while attempting to criticize Rush, you'd fawn all over Letterman's anus.

 

[Sarah G]

No.

Letterman is an asshole.

The fact that he used to be funny makes his present status as an unfunny asshole even more sad.

Sorry, he is still funny. So is Jimmy Fallon who finally toppled that moron Jay Leno.