My woke home city

[Raynine]

You know, I been thinkin. Them people over there to my woke home city must have been right up in the front row when the IQ scores was passed out. They got theirselfs a medical center that was leakin Fentanyl, a new giant liquor store to help with community Dementia, and they voted in droves for old Joe Biden, while the auto pen was gittin low on ink. Now we seen that Walmart is recallin dangerous products that could electrocute and burn customers as well as bad food that could poison the public.

But them home city people knew where the real danger was. They got all excited with approval when Mike Lindell was barred from Walmart. He was sellin pillows! There’s probly some incident in history where global pillow fights was a thret to human existence that the rest of us igorant common folk are unaware of. But them people over there to the home city was right on it! There is somethin special about them woke denizens on the curbs of my old home city and I should be thankful for them I guess.

https://thehill.com/.../3526968-walmart-pulls-mypillow.../
https://www.timesnownews.com/.../walmart-recalls-food...
https://www.jacksonville.com/.../walmart.../84283502007/

 

[bluzman61]

Funny stuff, thanks for the post.

 

[Zebra]