My application to join Trumps Peace Board

[Tommy Tainant]

I havent heard back yet but im quite optimistic .
Thy need a wise man of peace to speak truth to power.
Here are some of the questions i answered.

Are you a war criminal ? No
Have you been convicted of a sex crime ? No
Wgat about fraud ? No
Do you throw people off tower blocks ? No
Have you murdered less than 1000 politucal opponents ? Yes
Is globaal warming a hoax ? No
Should leaders profit frpm being Supreme Leader ? No

Hopefully we can move thru this and on to psych tests pretty qiujkly.
I can do at least 3 days a weel and am really excited at the opportunities trump is giving us.

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/01/22/world/trump-board-of-peace-explainer-intl-hnk

 

[marvin martian]

I havent heard back yet but im quite optimistic .
Thy need a wise man of peace to speak truth to power.
Here are some of the questions i answered.

Are you a war criminal ? No
Have you been convicted of a sex crime ? No
Wgat about fraud ? No
Do you throw people off tower blocks ? No
Have you murdered less than 1000 politucal opponents ? Yes
Is globaal warming a hoax ? No
Should leaders profit frpm being Supreme Leader ? No

Hopefully we can move thru this and on to psych tests pretty qiujkly.
I can do at least 3 days a weel and am really excited at the opportunities trump is giving us.

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/01/22/world/trump-board-of-peace-explainer-intl-hnk

We need a "retarded" emoji.

 

[shockedcanadian]

I havent heard back yet but im quite optimistic .
Thy need a wise man of peace to speak truth to power.
Here are some of the questions i answered.

Are you a war criminal ? No
Have you been convicted of a sex crime ? No
Wgat about fraud ? No
Do you throw people off tower blocks ? No
Have you murdered less than 1000 politucal opponents ? Yes
Is globaal warming a hoax ? No
Should leaders profit frpm being Supreme Leader ? No

Hopefully we can move thru this and on to psych tests pretty qiujkly.
I can do at least 3 days a weel and am really excited at the opportunities trump is giving us.

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/01/22/world/trump-board-of-peace-explainer-intl-hnk

Do you have an extra $1 billion lying around?

 

[TNHarley]

I havent heard back yet but im quite optimistic .
Thy need a wise man of peace to speak truth to power.
Here are some of the questions i answered.

Are you a war criminal ? No
Have you been convicted of a sex crime ? No
Wgat about fraud ? No
Do you throw people off tower blocks ? No
Have you murdered less than 1000 politucal opponents ? Yes
Is globaal warming a hoax ? No
Should leaders profit frpm being Supreme Leader ? No

Hopefully we can move thru this and on to psych tests pretty qiujkly.
I can do at least 3 days a weel and am really excited at the opportunities trump is giving us.

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/01/22/world/trump-board-of-peace-explainer-intl-hnk

You missed the last question that disqualified you.
"Are you a ******?" Yes

 

[BackAgain]

We need a "retarded" emoji.

Maybe we can just use taint’s avie.

 

[marvin martian]

Maybe we can just use taint’s avie.

I like that!

Henceforth, if a post is deemed "retarded" or "fully retarded", reply with this image:

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Do you have an extra $1 billion lying around?

The likelihood is that that would be a good investment and be repaid many times over.

 

[August West]

You missed the last question that disqualified you.
"Are you a ******?" Yes

And that interests you? I`m sure there are other closeted Harley riders.

 

[TheInfiniteSadness]

I heard that the residents of the Heard and McDonald Islands applied for a place on the "Board of Peace." but were rejected them because they haven't paid their tariffs yet.

Trump's tariffs target Heard Island and McDonald Islands, Australian territory inhabited by penguins

The Trump administration hit the remote Australian territory Heard Island and McDonald Islands with a 10% tariff, but no humans inhabit the islands.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[marvin martian]

I heard that the residents of the Heard and McDonald Islands applied for a place on the "Board of Peace." but were rejected them because they haven't paid their tariffs yet.

Trump's tariffs target Heard Island and McDonald Islands, Australian territory inhabited by penguins

The Trump administration hit the remote Australian territory Heard Island and McDonald Islands with a 10% tariff, but no humans inhabit the islands.

www.cbsnews.com

You probably think that's funny, because you're too dumb to know that Australian companies use those locales for favorable tax treatment.

 

[TNHarley]

I heard that the residents of the Heard and McDonald Islands applied for a place on the "Board of Peace." but were rejected them because they haven't paid their tariffs yet.

Trump's tariffs target Heard Island and McDonald Islands, Australian territory inhabited by penguins

The Trump administration hit the remote Australian territory Heard Island and McDonald Islands with a 10% tariff, but no humans inhabit the islands.

www.cbsnews.com

Aww look. The foreign humorless **** tried to crack a joke. "tried" is the key word

 

[luiza]

I havent heard back yet but im quite optimistic .
Thy need a wise man of peace to speak truth to power.
Here are some of the questions i answered.

Are you a war criminal ? No
Have you been convicted of a sex crime ? No
Wgat about fraud ? No
Do you throw people off tower blocks ? No
Have you murdered less than 1000 politucal opponents ? Yes
Is globaal warming a hoax ? No
Should leaders profit frpm being Supreme Leader ? No

Hopefully we can move thru this and on to psych tests pretty qiujkly.
I can do at least 3 days a weel and am really excited at the opportunities trump is giving us.

You cannot spell, Turdy .
Punctuation and grammar are also weak .
You failed to attend General Comprehension classes.

English clearly is not your first language .

 

[TNHarley]

You cannot spell, Turdy .
Punctuation and grammar are also weak .
You failed to attend General Comprehension classes.

English clearly is not your first language .

Indeed. His first language is arabic.

 

[Unkotare]

I havent heard back yet but im quite optimistic .
....

You're only qualified for BORED.

 

[dudmuck]

I havent heard back yet but im quite optimistic .
Thy need a wise man of peace to speak truth to power.
Here are some of the questions i answered.

Are you a war criminal ? No
Have you been convicted of a sex crime ? No
Wgat about fraud ? No
Do you throw people off tower blocks ? No
Have you murdered less than 1000 politucal opponents ? Yes
Is globaal warming a hoax ? No
Should leaders profit frpm being Supreme Leader ? No

Hopefully we can move thru this and on to psych tests pretty qiujkly.
I can do at least 3 days a weel and am really excited at the opportunities trump is giving us.

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/01/22/world/trump-board-of-peace-explainer-intl-hnk

 

[zaangalewa]

You cannot spell, Turdy .
Punctuation and grammar are also weak .
You failed to attend General Comprehension classes.

English clearly is not your first language .

Does a complete idiot say that Trump's cabinet of horrors doesn't make him sick? Has Trump now founded the supervillain league? And what is Superman doing about it?

 

[luiza]

Does a complete idiot say that Trump's cabinet of horrors doesn't make him sick? Has Trump now founded the supervillain league? And what is Superman doing about it?

You have been asked several times before to provide English translations once you go over a sentence .

Are we suppposed to look at your post as some flight of poetic fancy or as a modern" limerick" type of composition ?

 

[Deadstick]

I havent heard back yet but im quite optimistic .
Thy need a wise man of peace to speak truth to power.
Here are some of the questions i answered.

Are you a war criminal ? No
Have you been convicted of a sex crime ? No
Wgat about fraud ? No
Do you throw people off tower blocks ? No
Have you murdered less than 1000 politucal opponents ? Yes
Is globaal warming a hoax ? No
Should leaders profit frpm being Supreme Leader ? No

Hopefully we can move thru this and on to psych tests pretty qiujkly.
I can do at least 3 days a weel and am really excited at the opportunities trump is giving us.

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/01/22/world/trump-board-of-peace-explainer-intl-hnk

You will need a couple of billion quid up front paid into the bank of Trump.

 

[zaangalewa]

You have been asked several times before to provide English translations once you go over a sentence .

Are we suppposed to look at your post as some flight of poetic fancy or as a modern" limerick" type of composition ?

Who is "we", absurder Vollpfosten?

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

Thy need a wise man of peace to speak truth to power.

Ugh, sorry, anyone who says that is automatically disqualified