Musk Announces Plan To Buy MSNBC And Turn It Into A News Network

[Votto]

Musk Announces Plan To Buy MSNBC And Turn It Into A News Network
Media·Nov 23, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — In a dramatic move that could shake up the media industry, Elon Musk has announced his intent to purchase MSNBC and turn the channel into a news network.

Though initially dismissed as an outrageous prank, Musk has remained adamant that he is serious about hiring actual journalists and completely revamping the entire network in order to report real news.

"Admittedly I've been wrong about Musk before, but this is insane," said investor John Stanton. "This would be like buying Taco Bell and turning them all into high-end steakhouses. Doing actual journalism or reading actual news would be a complete paradigm shift."
Despite the naysayers, Musk has received support from several major players in the media industry. "He's already got Joe Rogan and Michael Knowles fighting over who gets to take Rachel Maddow's place," said former MSNBC executive Daniel Montgomery. "Obviously, Knowles has the look. No one is denying that, not even Knowles. What if they really fought over it, though? Rogan would put him out so fast... well, I take that back. Knowles seems kind of squirrely. Man, this is exciting."

At publishing time, Musk had graciously announced that Joe Scarborough could stay on staff as the barista for the company coffee bar.

 

[Auld Phart]

Musk Announces Plan To Buy MSNBC And Turn It Into A News Network
Media·Nov 23, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

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U.S. — In a dramatic move that could shake up the media industry, Elon Musk has announced his intent to purchase MSNBC and turn the channel into a news network.

Though initially dismissed as an outrageous prank, Musk has remained adamant that he is serious about hiring actual journalists and completely revamping the entire network in order to report real news.

"Admittedly I've been wrong about Musk before, but this is insane," said investor John Stanton. "This would be like buying Taco Bell and turning them all into high-end steakhouses. Doing actual journalism or reading actual news would be a complete paradigm shift."
Despite the naysayers, Musk has received support from several major players in the media industry. "He's already got Joe Rogan and Michael Knowles fighting over who gets to take Rachel Maddow's place," said former MSNBC executive Daniel Montgomery. "Obviously, Knowles has the look. No one is denying that, not even Knowles. What if they really fought over it, though? Rogan would put him out so fast... well, I take that back. Knowles seems kind of squirrely. Man, this is exciting."

At publishing time, Musk had graciously announced that Joe Scarborough could stay on staff as the barista for the company coffee bar.

Musk Announces Plan To Buy MSNBC And Turn It Into A News Network

He's going to completely change the format?

 

[Votto]

He's going to completely change the format?

Or use them as a launching pad while landing rockets on their heads.

You never know about Elon.

 

[JGalt]

He'd probably rename to "XNBC"

 

[JGalt]

He's going to completely change the format?

It would feature gorillas fighting, 24/7.

Just To Clarify, Donald Trump Doesn’t Really Watch The Gorilla Channel All Day

 

[The Duke]

I how big of a hold Bill Gates has on MSNBC.

 

[justoffal]

He'd probably rename to "XNBC"

Actually it would be the perfect addition to his growing media package. When he puts out the Pi phone.... It will come with a lifetime subscription to starlink making it a sat phone and an XNBC media app that works through X.

He's already shown that he's a good steward of free speech because X is 60% anti-Trump and anti-musk posting.... Nobody is censoring them or banning them.

 

[Blaster]

If Trump bought MSNBC he would need to hire real journalists.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

He's going to completely change the format?

Yeah, it actually might start talking about the news.

 

[1srelluc]

He'd probably rename to "XNBC"

No....MS-XTV.

Just to troll the leftists.

 

[Crepitus]

Musk Announces Plan To Buy MSNBC And Turn It Into A News Network
Media·Nov 23, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

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U.S. — In a dramatic move that could shake up the media industry, Elon Musk has announced his intent to purchase MSNBC and turn the channel into a news network.

Though initially dismissed as an outrageous prank, Musk has remained adamant that he is serious about hiring actual journalists and completely revamping the entire network in order to report real news.

"Admittedly I've been wrong about Musk before, but this is insane," said investor John Stanton. "This would be like buying Taco Bell and turning them all into high-end steakhouses. Doing actual journalism or reading actual news would be a complete paradigm shift."
Despite the naysayers, Musk has received support from several major players in the media industry. "He's already got Joe Rogan and Michael Knowles fighting over who gets to take Rachel Maddow's place," said former MSNBC executive Daniel Montgomery. "Obviously, Knowles has the look. No one is denying that, not even Knowles. What if they really fought over it, though? Rogan would put him out so fast... well, I take that back. Knowles seems kind of squirrely. Man, this is exciting."

At publishing time, Musk had graciously announced that Joe Scarborough could stay on staff as the barista for the company coffee bar.

Like he saved twitler?

 

[JGalt]

Like he saved twitler?

He did save us from having to read posts by you insufferable leftist faggots on Twitter.

That was worth its weight in gold.