Votto
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1. A new drag queen to read to your children at your local public schools. Simply put, there will be less talk but compensated by exposing more of their skin!! Dancing polls are suggested by not required.
2. A new gender. Ok kids, who among you is hip and who is not?
3. Elon Musk remote control exploding cars. Teach them the art of vandalism and hate they will be engaged in for the rest of their unnatural lives.
4. Vaccinated Elmo doll. In fact, all unvaccinated toys are being boycotted by the Left from here on out. And no, they have not given up on that vaccine just yet till the next Plannedemic.
5. An 1% increase in their allowance followed by a 5% increase in taxation, preparing them for the coming Left-wing utopia. It is suggested that parents also impose a 10% inflation fee, in order to mirror reality to its fullest due to all the government over spending
6. A cabbage patch doll run by AI that will teach your kids..........well................anything it wants, like how to start fires with matches. After all, AI is science and science is progress, which is why they spend every waking hour on their cell phones you bought them. Just remember, religion is stupid as science will solve all of our problems, like having to go to work as AI will someday take all of their jobs.
7. A Charlie Kirk Pinata. Desecrating his memory will never end..........................EVER!!
8. The newly written book "Elders of Zion 2", the final solution to the Jewish/Zionist question, no really, this is the final one this time.
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