g5000
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Of all the movies currently playing in our village, this was the only one which the critics said they liked.
If this piece of crap is what the critics liked, I hate to imagine how absolutely horrible the other films out there must be!
Let's seeeeee...how many cliches can we apply to this movie?
Well, "cliche" is a good start.
"Formulaic" is another.
"Boring" works.
"Can't go five seconds without a crash, explosion, or other loud noise". This seems to be the latest fad in "action" films these days. Blow shit up, shoot somebody, crash something. Every. Five. Seconds. BOOOOOOOORRRIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!
Save your money. Two hours and fifteen minutes of your life you will never get back.
If this piece of crap is what the critics liked, I hate to imagine how absolutely horrible the other films out there must be!
Let's seeeeee...how many cliches can we apply to this movie?
Well, "cliche" is a good start.
"Formulaic" is another.
"Boring" works.
"Can't go five seconds without a crash, explosion, or other loud noise". This seems to be the latest fad in "action" films these days. Blow shit up, shoot somebody, crash something. Every. Five. Seconds. BOOOOOOOORRRIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!
Save your money. Two hours and fifteen minutes of your life you will never get back.