Michael Jackson Joke...:P

[-Cp]

What does Michael Jackson and a Silver Medal have in common?





................................


They both came in a little behind.....

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

What does Michael Jackson have in common with sardines?

They both come in little cans.
------

What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect ten?

Two five year olds.
------

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Hey! Get out of my son!
------

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.
------

What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?

Michael Jackson has had more noses.
------

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalog.
------

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry groceries in.
------

And finally,

What does Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?

They both ride three year olds.

 

[GotZoom]

My favorite:

What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?

Both have little boy's pants half off.

 

[5stringJeff]

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

There's 20 of them!

 

[fuzzykitten99]

what's michael jackson's favorite food?

a 47 yr old hotdog in 5 year old buns