Merry Xmas to all.............and for one day no more of this .......A one day Cease Fire.
To all your families..........Feliz Navidad...
The Night Before Trumpmas:
- 'Twas the night before Trumpmas, and down in Palm Beach
An old fashioned holiday seemed out of reach
The guests all stood silent, not touching the food
As their host stormed around in a terrible mood
He ranted and raged and he made quite a scene
As he screamed how “The whole damn impeachment’s obscene!”
The Chinese intruders all scurried like mice
Each hand held a camera, and listening device
They planted their spyware and scurried away
And flew back to China the very next day
Then out in the driveway there came such a sound
That everyone’s heads started snapping around
The sound was so loud that the whole building shook
And Trump ran outside just to take a quick look
And what to his wondering eyes should appear
But a shiny Zil limo, red flags front and rear
The limo pulled in, and then moved up a tad
And out of the back seat popped good old Saint Vlad
He marched to the porch with a sly, knowing peek
And then he kissed Trump on each fat, orange cheek
He said to him, “Donald, I’ll fix all your pain
But just you remember, the culprit’s Ukraine!”
Then he sat on a desk like a bird on a perch
And he gave Trump his present, some oppo research
“Our software’s upgraded and the boys got the note
Next November you win in the popular vote”
Then he hopped off his perch and went back to his ride
But before getting in he pulled Donald aside
“Merry Christmas” he said, :Now you listen and hear
Those sanctions had better be gone by next year.”
