Maybe the Corniest "News" Panel Show I've ever Seen

[Seymour Flops]

Five - five - self-important talking heads sitting around pretending to be experts in national security talking about the usual topic: How terrible the orange man is.

I love the beginning where they have a hoodie wearing supposed FBI agent who is afraid - very afraid - that the Jan 6 protesters will find out who he is. It was just a few seconds of an interview that apparently aired last week. I can't find it, so it must have been comedy gold.



Just five of the whitest people imaginible (apparently DEI really is dead) over-acting with exagerated facial expressions, pretended stuttering (as if they are struggling to put into words how bad it all is), dramatic pauses, and clearly rehearsed questions and answers to each other.

No dissenting voice allowed, of course, this being state-funded media. At least until their last USAID grant runs out.

 

[Oddball]

Five nominees for the William Shatner Overacting Award, all in one panel.

 

[The Duke]

Five - five - self-important talking heads sitting around pretending to be experts in national security talking about the usual topic: How terrible the orange man is.

I love the beginning where they have a hoodie wearing supposed FBI agent who is afraid - very afraid - that the Jan 6 protesters will find out who he is. It was just a few seconds of an interview that apparently aired last week. I can't find it, so it must have been comedy gold.



Just five of the whitest people imaginible (apparently DEI really is dead) over-acting with exagerated facial expressions, pretended stuttering (as if they are struggling to put into words how bad it all is), dramatic pauses, and clearly rehearsed questions and answers to each other.

No dissenting voice allowed, of course, this being state-funded media. At least until their last USAID grant runs out.

What a farce from a gaggle of clowns.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Did he say "no one is looking out for the small people?" Really? Seriously? They arrested praying grandmothers. The FBI arrested a blind woman that had to be led from her house to the car in handcuffs. There are small people in custody for four years that have never been charged with a crime and never allowed to talk to an attorney.

He's worried about small people? That's disgusting.

 

[1srelluc]

Did he say "no one is looking out for the small people?" Really? Seriously? They arrested praying grandmothers. The FBI arrested a blind woman that had to be led from her house to the car in handcuffs. There are small people in custody for four years that have never been charged with a crime and never allowed to talk to an attorney.

He's worried about small people? That's disgusting.

Don't forget the poor black mother who was given four years for merely assembling outside an abortion clinic.

I guess because she had a husband she got two years for being a black woman with a husband.

 

[Seymour Flops]

Did he say "no one is looking out for the small people?" Really? Seriously? They arrested praying grandmothers. The FBI arrested a blind woman that had to be led from her house to the car in handcuffs. There are small people in custody for four years that have never been charged with a crime and never allowed to talk to an attorney.

He's worried about small people? That's disgusting.

Their inhumanity, their hypocricy, and their hubris constantly battle to see which character flaw is the strongest in them.

 

[Calypso Jones]

FBI professionals need protection?? Maybe we should be training someone other than liberal pussies.

 

[Calypso Jones]

It would be to the benefit of our national security if these people were prevented from going on national television and making us all look llike whiny weaklings.

 

[Seymour Flops]

FBI professionals need protection?? Maybe we should be training someone other than liberal pussies.

Exactly.

Since when are FBI agents these anonymous hiders in their own little witness protection program? If they testified against the protesters, they had to do it publicly and give their names in open court.

This sudden feigned fear of the Jan 6 protesters wiping out their families is just more drama from an angry losing party.

 

[Calypso Jones]

They are afraid because they know they've been exposed. They didn't expect that. The left thought they were sitting in the catbird seat and no chance of losing it. This fear for family is just to make us think they are innocent and to feel sorry for them. I don't. Let's see how they fare with a smidge of what the J6 families have endured for the past 4 years. I want these fib agents in prison for at least the same amount of time. loss of pension.