Maxwell House Coffee Changing Its Brand Name

[MayorQuimby]

Internet wins again. This was a temporary rebranding for coffee day. I guess they thought it would be funny or something.

Not sure why they thought it would be a good idea or funny. Facebook was doing well with its old name and they had to change it to Meta, which is confusing. Ditto with Twitter turning into X. Why can't people just hold onto the name that they built so hard for?

 

[TimFitz]

I always thought that was the center of where the coffee originally was made and even drank. People's homes is a different reality. Now people's apartments.

What?

 

[todd down under]

It was a promotion. Looks like excellent marketing.

Geez, can't you old goats figure out anything?

 

[ChristisKing]

It was a promotion. Looks like excellent marketing.

That's already been pointed out.

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

They tried this same strategy in other countries, too.
In Mexico it was Maxwell Dugout, in Africa it’s Maxwell Hut, in Seattle it’s Maxwell Curb…

 

[Blaster]

Who cares? It is crap coffee. We drink Starbucks Pikes Place Roast.

Pikes Place Roast is great coffee.

 

[the watcher]

I think it would be appropriate to offer a Maxwell Crib brand for the inner cities for appeasement.

 

[whitehall]

Black Rifle coffee. How can you go wrong with names like "freedom fuel" and "tactsquatch roast"?

 

[drudge X]

I'll bet the Jaguar dude must be in charge of marketing.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

The name change is a temporary promotional.

 

[leftwinger]

Is this because of Epstein? Or the Beatles song?

 

[ChristisKing]

The name change is a temporary promotional.

That's already been established in here. In fact White 6 do you mind closing the thread now?

 

[22lcidw]

When the Progs come to full power it will be Maxwell Comrade. And it will not have much real coffee in the can and mixed with other ingredients.

 

[norwegen]

Maxwell Mansion would be a good name. Movin' on up to the East Side and all that.

And the alliteration, of course.

 

[drudge X]

They tried this same strategy in other countries, too.
In Mexico it was Maxwell Dugout, in Africa it’s Maxwell Hut, in Seattle it’s Maxwell Curb…

Maxwell Illegal Aliens
Maxwell Trans
Maxwell Antifa
Maxwell DEI
Maxwell BLM
Maxwell MAGA

 

[Zincwarrior]

OK yea, if true thats kind of weird.

 

[BackAgain]

I just checked. Looks like it is true, at least for a little while.

But it might be a mistake to change the name “Maxwell House” to “Epstein’s Island.”

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

Maxwell Illegal Aliens
Maxwell Trans
Maxwell Antifa
Maxwell DEI
Maxwell BLM
Maxwell MAGA

Would you believe…

 

[todd down under]

That's already been pointed out.

where?

 

[ChristisKing]

where?

On the first page.